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I think Dems need to start framing it not as "retaliation" but as like, anti-corruption or something. Because this administration is just unspeakably, comically, corrupt.
C-SPAN: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) on Democrats winning the Senate "I do hope that the Democrats don't view this as a mandate to retaliate... I hope that the Democrats look at this and say, this is opportunity to lead to find solutions. And if we're going to find solutions, they have to be for the country. They can't just be for our party."
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easiest marry fuck kill ever actually
Who will you: F*ck, Marry & Kill?
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-Jefferies endorsed 5 candidates in the midterms, 2 won. -Chuck Schumer endorsed 2 (Janet Mills, Haley Stevens) both lost, one nuked her career on camera.
Chuck Schumer will be the Majority Leader. Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of the House. Anyone crying about this is not a serious person. Both men did a phenomenal job recruiting candidates, supporting them, and ultimately delivering one of the best midterms wins ever.
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You can’t lead the opposition party while being bankrolled by the opposition. This should not be a controversial take.
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
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🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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It’s my duty as a historian to remind you that one of Obama’s biggest blunders was not prosecuting any members of the Bush/Cheney administration or the Wall Street crowd behind the 2008 crash, granting impunity to war criminals, torturers, and white collar criminals. Let’s not repeat history.
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libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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if your takeaway from the last 24 hours is “americans want to reach across the aisle” you are wholly and completely unfit to represent the democratic party the message america sent last night was that they are DONE with this iteration of the republican party, full stop
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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The people gave us a mandate for bold, transformative policy. And our Democratic majority must meet the moment. Now is not the time for incrementalism or moderating our aspirations. We have to use our power and be ready on day one to do the work of repair and reconstruction.
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One of the biggest dangers for Democrats right now is centrists making up a fake story about why they won and then telling themselves that until they believe it and lose again. That's a big part of what happened to Biden.
Oh good lord. These people are such idiots. It was a complete pocket book election and they are patting themselves on the back for something that didn’t happen.
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The day after winning election, Senator-elect Peggy Flanagan called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced as the Democrats’ leader in the U.S. Senate.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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DSA should start a letter writing / phone banking campaign to target any lawmaker who is even slightly amenable to left wing politics and implore them not to elect Chuck or Hakeem to leadership. I have less than zero faith in dems but if we even want the bare minimum of ending the war we have to prevent them from getting the votes for these roles.
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RIP lindsay graham, you would have loved getting fucked like this.
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Two things we have learned about the Democratic party tonight: 1. Chuck Schumer cannot be majority leader. Had he invested in Florida , Angie Nixon would be in the Senate. 2. Andy Beshear is not presidential material. He refused to back Hinajosa, who is now going to come down to the wire without his funding help.
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BILLIONAIRES ARE NOW ILLEGAL!
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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Listen up, @TheDemocrats: NO MERCY. On day one, you start turning the screws. I better not see Chuck Schumer wearing his stupid little glasses and reading a strongly worded letter a single time. This is vendetta time. I want you to make it hurt.
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The South is not a "lost cause". It's underorganized, underfunded, and relentlessly suppressed & gerrymandered. And despite it all, Black Southern voters have shown up anyway to be the conscience of this country throughout our history. I hope people realize that.
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