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Can provide MANY anonymous sources citing I’m very funny

Louisiana
Joined July 2010
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I yap way too fucking much, there’s no reason for this to be so long 😭 But this is why I stopped streaming:
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chicken al pastor? i had no idea he was ordained.
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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Louisiana honestly what the fuckkkkkk are we doing????? This is the most out of touch state gaaahhh leeeeee yall make me sick TEXAS FLIPPED BLUE FOR FUCK SAKE like ???
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If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Haven’t posted my face in years on here so here’s 3 hiiiiii
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she jackin on my lantern til i holler ween
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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My fav content creator in the WORLD is Ashby and she’s live right now on TikTok & I commented a question and she fucking saw it and answered it AM I GOD ????? I feel like I’ve been seen by royalty and I’m fangirling what the fuck
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A sure fire way to tell if I’m high or not is if I’m reposting helllllaaaaaa tiktoks that are just stupid as shit BUT JUST KNOW THIS, I can guarantee 100% that I cried laughing over every single dumb fucking one
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New tattoos make my soul happy 💕
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i hate when i say some shit and someone ask me if i'm high like no bitch this the real deal me but yes i am
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the people you see in line at the amusement park
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LETS GOOOOOO MAX HOLLOWAY
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Never been on a plane before, never even been inside an airport before Tell me what to do pls & I don’t mean basic shit I can easily google, what’s the etiquette like what’s the vibe for things bc I don’t wanna get embarrassed or do something wrong pls help 🥹
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