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Can provide MANY anonymous sources citing I’m very funny

Louisiana
Joined July 2010
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chicken al pastor? i had no idea he was ordained.
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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she jackin on my lantern til i holler ween
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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i hate when i say some shit and someone ask me if i'm high like no bitch this the real deal me but yes i am
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the people you see in line at the amusement park
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ive been telling myself "it will get better eventually" for years, genuinely when is this "better" happening
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sometimes i genuinely believe i am unfit to be human. the effort it takes to barely maintain myself in this state of limbo where i am alive but not exactly living where i am slowly killing myself & just waiting to die. i am deteriorating pulled apart at the seams
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i wanna be creative but my energy is being used to survive.
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The Super Bowl halftime show didn’t feel like a protest. It felt like a homecoming. Bad Bunny could have gone another route. He could have used the stage to confront. He could have named names. He could have turned the moment into a culture-war headline. Instead, Benito chose something far more powerful: a celebration of Latino identity as it actually lives and breathes in the United States, and in AMERICA.
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GUYS WHAT IS A STEAK AND WHY DOES THE FARMER KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT IM SO FUCKING SCARED RN
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theburntpeanut sending ripples through the entire vtuber community just by winning awards is the funniest thing to witness
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Am I the only one? #ArcRaiders
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I hope this email kills us both
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