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Ramblings about the charts for fun and profit. A "nasty piece of work". Who are all these people who go "No DMs"? I wish people messaged more, frankly.

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Joined September 2012
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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵 retweeted
Tinie Tommeh deserves all of the credit for engineering a situation where Daily Mail journalists are the good guys.
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The bottom end of the final midweek Top 40 update is sending me. Back to back to back to back oldies.
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It is news so glorious that Twitter is notifying me of it twice for double the joy.
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Tinie Tommeh deserves all of the credit for engineering a situation where Daily Mail journalists are the good guys.
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Replying to @MadelaineLucyH
Papal millinery is inherently mockable.
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Replying to @idlewildgirl
A story with implications beyond just little Britain it seems.
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A couple of years early he'd released a pop record. Entirely self-made and self-produced. With minimal promotion it only sold a hundred or so copies locally. But he had a minor celebrity as a result. A copy ended up in circulation amongst the music teachers who got every class to listen and critique it. School reunion groups on Facebook reminisced about it but the record itself remained lost to history, save for its entry on Discogs. discogs.com/release/18234220…
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Way way back in the summer of 1986 we got a new PE teacher at school. Local chap called Marcus Hill. He was essentially a temp, a short term hire for the summer term to replace a departed colleague and essentially filling time before he went to a new job at a private school in September. All the girls swooned over him. He was young, bleached blonde, rippped muscles and blessed with a North Yorkshire attitude, being a local Harrogate boy. He also had a claim to fame.
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I have this theory that everything ends up on the internet eventually. Events this week showed this theory to be increasingly valid. Something genuinely unheard for over 40 years is now available for everyone to hear. 🧵
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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵 retweeted
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Replying to @itslishaaaxx
You sound as if that was unexpected.
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Replying to @hannahsabae
I felt this. If you get an old train it feels wrong.
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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵 retweeted
I don't follow people I don't like, I don't watch stories of people I don't like and I don't interact with people I don't like. Y'all got this weird ass obsession with keeping up with mfs you don't like and I find that soo strange!
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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵 retweeted
Billboard predicts that Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” could be in the running to reach #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever this Halloween week. It’s up 42% in U.S. streams year-over-year, according to Luminate.
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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵 retweeted
Manchester United brought so much pain and misery to my childhood. I could never imagine they would become such a potent source of joy and laughter in my adulthood.
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Replying to @BucketsOf_Rain
I want to ask her to list the freedoms women like her gave in Palestine. Or indeed any Arab state
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