Either im going to win, or i will die trying to beat you........its that simple LOCATION -: south london

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Joined May 2009
Drinking water and minding my business
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Yall should be ashamed of yall selves
SGA's bag work... in slow-mo ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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This has to be one of the best jokes on transgenderism Iโ€™ve ever heard. At the same time, the logic adds up ๐Ÿ˜‚
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No Westbrook this season really emphasizes the end of an era
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Some voices become part of the sound of home. Peta Alleyneโ€™s was one of them. She held up a mirror to Barbadian life, with all our familiar habits and contradictions. We recognised our neighbours and, sometimes a little uncomfortably, ourselves. Her wit and attention to detail captured the little things that make us who we are. As Barbados approaches 60 and five, we mourn another voice that helped shape our culture and tell our stories. My thoughts and prayers are with her son, Ade, her family, and her CBC and Laff-it-Off families. Thank you, Peta, for helping us see ourselves, laugh at ourselves and love what makes us Barbadian. May you rest in peace.
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nerds, thank me later... systemdesign.io
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I feel like a lot of people are feeling empty and turning to religion , and as great as that is ..there is a lot of religious psychosis going on and itโ€™s scaryyyyyyy
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Theyโ€™re calling this the best tweet of all time
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Kabiyesi Chef ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
The Effort Paradox ๐Ÿค” (explained)
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how do you like the baileys Irish cream ????
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Replying to @sundayleague91
pomme in hoxton ๐Ÿ˜
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Okay imma go
there seems to be a resurgence of cinnamon buns in London ๐Ÿ˜Œ after trying all the famous spots, i think pomme makes the best rolls ever instead of using plain brioche dough, they laminate it like a croissant so each layer soaks in the sticky, brown sugar-cinnamon syrup !!
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The funniest part of the show
Replying to @cynsangels
iโ€™m DECEASEDDD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #snluk
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Kabiyesi Chef ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
Barrack Obama responding to Trevor Noah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
A clip that must never disappear from the internet.
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Samโ€™s story just really shows me a bunch of unwell people just walking around society and u need to be so careful with strangers ya interacting with
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Women ask the craziest questions and expect you to give them a proper answer ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿฟ
They donโ€™t make Sitcoms like they used to anymoreโ€ฆ. Drop your favorite Sitcoms ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing theyโ€™ve done sorry
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