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This has to be one of the best jokes on transgenderism I’ve ever heard. At the same time, the logic adds up 😂
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Kabiyesi Chef 🇧🇧🇩🇲 retweeted
nerds, thank me later... systemdesign.io
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They’re calling this the best tweet of all time
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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The Effort Paradox 🤔 (explained)
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Replying to @sundayleague91
pomme in hoxton 😁
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The funniest part of the show
Replying to @cynsangels
i’m DECEASEDDD 😂😂😂 #snluk
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Kabiyesi Chef 🇧🇧🇩🇲 retweeted
Barrack Obama responding to Trevor Noah 😂😭
A clip that must never disappear from the internet.
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Women ask the craziest questions and expect you to give them a proper answer 📺🍿
They don’t make Sitcoms like they used to anymore…. Drop your favorite Sitcoms 🍿👇🏾
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Kabiyesi Chef 🇧🇧🇩🇲 retweeted
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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As an adult, I want to attend this school so badly.
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It’s not possible to replicate Eminem’s prime or have a greater prime than him anymore especially with this new generation. Just listen to this crowd 🔊
Who had the GREATER PRIME?
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She came back from the bathroom different
What if your biggest blessing is the thing you keep calling a delay?
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Jay-Z brings out Scarface for “This Can’t Be Life” in Los Angeles
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Kevin Durant is just one type of guy. all his baskets in game is just like his workout videos. he’s been playing for years, he’s supposed to be an open book at this point but no matter who is guarding him, he’s still getting that bucket. I’ve never seen a more relaxed scorer on contested shots
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incredibly grim
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🌹📻🇺🇸Jay came right back!
Was at Hov neck and ain’t have shit to do with the record lmao
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Holding my breath the entire time watching this... 💀🍿
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Kabiyesi Chef 🇧🇧🇩🇲 retweeted
The greatest superhero reveal ever🙇🏻🔥
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