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Geoff

@Cheoffors

I'm a keen home cook. Mrs G, our children, food, wine and music are my quality quintet. Mens underwear in corpore sano https://xitter.gq/t.co/tZIwlQ1xzB

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Joined January 2012
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Arthur Féry really scammed his way to a Wimbledon semi-final Needed Bergs and Dimitrov to choke massively
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How to spot AI.
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Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act.
Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) profile pictureGarry Kasparov
@Kasparov6325 Jun 2025
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
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Caption this 👀
Photograph of Keir Starmer bending over to pick up papers dropped by Donald Trump at G7 summit

ALT Photograph of Keir Starmer bending over to pick up papers dropped by Donald Trump at G7 summit

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Every constituency in Britain favours trade with EU over US, new poll shows independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…

Every constituency in Britain favours trade with EU over US, new poll suggests

The poll saw just 21 per cent of people say the US should be the UK’s priority over the EU

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Whatever you do today lads don't get #swasticars trending South African Hitler really doesn't like it P. S. Elon Musk is a massive cunt.
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Conflicts worsen in Georgia and Syria – UK media struggle to connect them to Gregg Wallace story
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You also look like a 70s detective mated with a picnic table.
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Tommy Robinson is going to look so cute in his prison uniform.
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"Donald Trump continues to deny the facts. He continues to deny the science." — Leonardo DiCaprio endorses Kamala Harris.
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2016: Daniel Hannan, "Outside the EU.. our fuel bills will be cheaper" 2024: "Brexit has put £370 million a year on price of power from EU since 2021.. Energy UK estimates total energy cost of leaving the EU could reach £10 billion by end of the decade" Your reminder that Daniel Hannan who campaigned to leave the EU to get away from unelected bureaucrats, is now sitting, unelected, in the House of Lords
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Just canceled the newspaper that told us "Democracy Dies In Darkness" #BoycottWaPo
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.@jdpoc21 Oct 2024
Michael Gove needs to be made aware that ‘personal attacks’ (on random celebrities and politicians) is what his ex-wife Sarah Vine built her career.
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@guardian21 Oct 2024
Michael Gove says personal attacks on ex-wife Sarah Vine ‘hurt so much’ theguardian.com/politics/202…
Michael Gove says personal attacks on ex-wife Sarah Vine ‘hurt so much’

Michael Gove says personal attacks on ex-wife Sarah Vine ‘hurt so much’

Ex-Tory minister says Vine being derided over leaked email was one of most painful moments of his career

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David@Zero_421 Oct 2024
The Emily Sheffield whose father owns Sutton Park, an 18th-century Georgian English country house & the mansion, Normanby Hall, whilst reportedly earning £350k a year from wind farms is the same Emily Sheffield currently crying about inheritance tax #PoliticsLive
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Partners may have different views on issues, but if Richard Tice doesn't share this one he should clarify. It looks like Isabel Oakeshott is a conduit by which Reform can float particularly controversial opinions unofficially.
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Strategic voting tactics of James Cleverley's leadership campaign.
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Klimt Eastwood.
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What do whistleblowers end up doing when they’ve exposed their employer ? Expose whistleblower orgs
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You want tangible benefits of a Labour government? Here you go!
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Just look at this list of convictions analysed by @hopenothate. The idea that the race riots of a few weeks ago were just disaffected 'working class' people is anathema. Clearly concerted thuggery by the violent far right. No more apologies for them
HOPE not hate (@hopenothate) profile pictureHOPE not hate
@hopenothate27 Aug 2024
🚨 The recent far-right riots shook the UK, but the story continues to deepen. While these events emerged from decentralised networks, figures linked to established far-right groups were involved. Warren Gilchrest is a prime example… 🔗 hopenothate.org.uk/2024/08/2…
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