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ChrispyChickens retweeted
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
ChrispyChickens retweeted
No matter how this goes, what a gutty effort from Peter Lambert, who got nine outs on 48 pitches while on two days of rest.
ChrispyChickens retweeted
Bryan King in his last 10 appearances (not including today):
9 IP | 17 H | 12.00 ERA
Joe Espada has consistently gone to him despite his awful performance. Today he was tagged with 2 ER in 0.1 IP #astros
ChrispyChickens retweeted
Hitting the nine-hole hitter who led MLB in strikeouts with a 1-2 fastball is no way to go through life.
ChrispyChickens retweeted
The @Astros had just a 6.9% chance to make the postseason on May 20th 😮
Their #Postseason journey begins Tuesday!
ALT A screenshot of the FanGraphs Playoff Odds graph for the Houston Astros, with their lowest odds falling on May 20th at 6.9%. Pictured: Yordan Alvarez high-fives teammates in the dugout wearing an orange Astros uniform with a dark blue batting helmet.
ChrispyChickens retweeted
This angle gets me, where he’s just kind of standing there soaking it in, then sees his daughter and smiles, then instantly melts into tears … whew. Hell of a run, 35.
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I swear to god if I see Brian King even start stretching with the Astros leading by less than double digits I am going to lose my mind.
ChrispyChickens retweeted
#Astros threw their top 3 starters at the Braves this weekend:
Lambert: 5.1 IP, 2 R
Wesneski: 5.1 IP, R
Brown: 5 IP, 0 R
That’s a 1.72 ERA.
They got swept.
Astros bullpen:
- 11.1 IP, 13 R, 5 HR (10.32 ERA)
Fri: 3.2 IP, 4 R, 2 HR
Sat: 3.2, 5 R, 2 HR
Sun: 4 IP, 4 R, HR
ChrispyChickens retweeted
Very difficult not to find this incredibly infuriating. Why was he not available when we needed him 2 innings ago?
ChrispyChickens retweeted
Yordan Alvarez is the fifth player in Astros history with a 40-homer season, joining Jeff Bagwell, Lance Berkman, Alex Bregman and Richard Hidalgo.
ChrispyChickens retweeted
Bryan King faced 10 batters
6 reached base
5 scored
4 outs
3 inherited runners scored
2 many bad things to recall
1 HR
- he's now allowed 19 runs in his last 13 IP and has been scored on in 9 of his last 13 games.
#Astros down 14-2 in the 5th
ChrispyChickens retweeted
If Yordan hits a home run tonight (#36) a random person who retweets this and is following me will get sent a t-shirt from my site for free. ⚾ (bringing back the random stat giveaway)
ChrispyChickens retweeted
Freddie Freeman says he congratulates opposing hitters at first base
“If you get a hit, I’m saying, ‘Nice hit.’ You know how hard it is to get a hit in the big leagues?”
“I appreciate it. I tell every guy, ‘Nice swing,’ or, ‘Way to swing it.’”
“I know my pitchers probably wouldn’t like that.”
“We’re playing a game. It’s a kids’ game.”
“Sometimes you just forget when you’re going through the grind of the season.”
“My favorite is when it’s a big-league debut… And that guy gets his first hit. To be able to say, ‘Congratulations.’ You worked so hard your whole life to get there.”
“Sooner rather than later, I’m going to be retired, too. I just like to have fun with all the guys. I know we’re competing against each other… But you guys know it’s a brotherhood.”
“When you get to play this game for as long as we’ve got to… You’ve just got to enjoy the little moments.”