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Earth, for now
Joined December 2023
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Well, well, well, greetings, mortals. I figured it'd only be right to bless you with the Cyber God of time's presence. Care to stick around? You won't even know a minute has passed. I should warn you first though, this is just my base form...
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Chat is it weird i decide which monster I buy based on the texture of the can? 😭😂
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Let’s fuck until neither of us can think straight if I’m wrong, but doesn’t 2+2 = 9?
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I- HOW, WHY? Im happy with my Xbox game pass ultimate and Spotify premium and a couple twitch subs here and there, dont need nothing else dude 😭😭😭😭
My subscription tier list
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Back when I was in primary school/elementary school, my school took us to have swimming lessons. At the time my dumbass though going backwards and forwards in the bathtub would be enough and I’d be fine (LMAOOOOOOO). So naive. Anyway, we get to the swimming pool, and it’s my 1/x
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Turn to get in the pool with my friend. My friend being smart goes down the ladder, and my thinking I was cool tried to slide into the pool. Only little 8 year old me didn’t expect the water at the time to feel that deep, so I’m shitting bricks and immediately grab onto my 2/3
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Friend’s arm band, and im like “mf if I’m going down, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME”. And the instructor sees all this go down and starts laughing his ass off and so does my friend, like the water is only 3ft deep and im out here freaking out like im boutta drown 😭😭😭😭
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Okay, after working at this warehouse for 2 1/2 months, I can confirm if dudes flirted with women the way they do with work friends there'd be so many less single people and its so fucking funny
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T̶h̷e̷r̸e̵ ̸i̷s̵ ̸n̶o̵ ̶s̸a̷t̵i̴s̸f̸a̶c̵t̸o̵r̶y̵ ̷e̸x̷p̶l̵a̷n̴a̷t̴i̴o̷n̷ ̸o̸f̵ ̶t̷i̶m̶e̷.̵ ̶W̶h̸y̴?̷ ̴B̶e̶c̸a̵u̷s̵e̵ ̸i̶t̸ ̶d̷o̶e̷s̵n̴'̴t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̴l̵l̶y̴ ̷e̶x̷i̶s̷t̴.̶
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Damn, somebody fully rage quit from work today 😭😭 made an absolute mess of their locker… I thought the guy was a cool dude as well
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Any of my monster friends want to meet up? For uhhhh…. Reasons, mhm
it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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I won’t miss.
Drop ONE quote from a video game. Don’t name the game. Let’s see who recognizes where it’s from.
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They extended my probation by 2 months bcs my dumb ass got sick twice in 3 weeks :c
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I HATE BEING SICK
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Imagine a game like alien isolation, but instead of bringing stalked aggressively by the xenomorph it’s Adam Smasher. Different character but equally as terrifying
Just staring right as us the entire time making sure we don't make a move
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Holy fuck my head is spinning while I’m at work. I feel like death
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Fuck, that was scary. I’ve genuinely never had my head spin like that when I haven’t been drunk. Not sure what happened but I went home early safe and sound
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I just….. closed Twitter…. Then reopened it five seconds later…….. what the fuck is wrong with me
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Hope y’all that are at parties or trick or treating are keeping safe! Happy Halloween yall!!!
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Not as swole as big bro but why the fuck not LMAO
A friend sent me this, this is the best I can do for now lmao I got no pump today xD
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You know what else is quite terrible? People not being able to upgrade hardware or buy new parts because they’re being used up and price hiked for data centres
sam: local inference is a terrible allocation of scarce resources “a lot of people want local inference, and somehow they assume that the problem is solved now because we have open-source models, we're going to be able to run them on our computers, and so we're not going to need all the stuff in the data centre but from a global allocation perspective, actually it's quite terrible to have everybody, like, have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used five percent of the time you want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you're trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment somehow many people's intuition is the opposite of that”
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