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Earth, for now
Joined December 2023
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Well, well, well, greetings, mortals.
I figured it'd only be right to bless you with the Cyber God of time's presence. Care to stick around? You won't even know a minute has passed.
I should warn you first though, this is just my base form...
I- HOW, WHY? Im happy with my Xbox game pass ultimate and Spotify premium and a couple twitch subs here and there, dont need nothing else dude 😭😭😭😭
Friend’s arm band, and im like “mf if I’m going down, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME”. And the instructor sees all this go down and starts laughing his ass off and so does my friend, like the water is only 3ft deep and im out here freaking out like im boutta drown 😭😭😭😭
Turn to get in the pool with my friend. My friend being smart goes down the ladder, and my thinking I was cool tried to slide into the pool. Only little 8 year old me didn’t expect the water at the time to feel that deep, so I’m shitting bricks and immediately grab onto my 2/3
Back when I was in primary school/elementary school, my school took us to have swimming lessons. At the time my dumbass though going backwards and forwards in the bathtub would be enough and I’d be fine (LMAOOOOOOO). So naive. Anyway, we get to the swimming pool, and it’s my 1/x
Okay, after working at this warehouse for 2 1/2 months, I can confirm if dudes flirted with women the way they do with work friends there'd be so many less single people and its so fucking funny
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