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As the Bible says ...
"Let he who roots for a Big Ten program that has not had its own disgusting scandal cast the first stone." - Legends and Leaders 10:16
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#Deacon Wendell is so dumb that he didn't sign up for the 401k at work because he didn't think he could run that far.
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Replying to @soIoucity @IHOB
Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
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Good night, Twitter.
Good work.
Sleep well.
I'll most likely delete you in the morning.
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Replying to @ChurchFUNatic
I’ve been reading from the FBC Middle School Sunday School Bible
All the pages are written on flannel paper and half the books are the same thing, just with different titles.
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Our drummer knocked on my office door this afternoon. I knew it was him because the knocking kept speeding up... 🙁
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Hey Everyone...if you all could keep my Son in your prayers, I'd appreciate it. He's in the hospital and will most likely be there for a week or so. Trusting God through the fear. Thanks everyone.
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Abraham: “Son, you’re the goat.”
Isaac: “Gee, dad, thanks. I think you’re the greatest of all time too.”
A: “Well, uh, son, you may not always think so. . .”
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If you have your best life now, what does that mean your next life is going to be?
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More like Timber Lake of Fire, right?
#PepsiHalftime
#SuperBowl














