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❝Some know me as the femme fatale. Others, The Cat. And to Batman, a certain kitty that needs her claws filed. But to me? I'm just a girl with expensive taste.❞

Robbing you blind, Gotham.
Joined October 2012
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“Oof. Perhaps you should get some rest, then.”
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Blinks. “Have you hit your head today or something?”
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“Nice to know you still can’t take a /joke/.”
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“To distract the— Oh, nevermind. Nice to know you’re still a bird brain.”
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“Do a backflip. They’ll forget all about what they just heard, trust me.”
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Squints. “Damian’s heard— no, he /says/ worse. He’ll be fine.”
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|| ALRIGHT SO Don’t hate me for this, but I’ve been out of the DC verse for quite some time, so I have NO idea what’s been happening. If anyone would like to fill me in specifically on what happened with the BatCat wedding, it would be greatly appreciated ^^
“It works for me.”
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|| ... *slooooooowly peeks at the DMs I haven’t looked at in years*
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“Fuck Batman?” Well, yes. Yes I do.
Don’t push your luck, Stretch.
There’s still another premiere, @ClawedThief! <Winks.>
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|| So I moved out today! Bad news, I won't have internet until Oct 1st the soonest, so I'll probs be inactive on all my accounts till then.
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"Sure.~" Selina purred, leaning back with crossed arms as she stared down at the bird. "You aren't too old for tag, now are you?" xitter.gq/bratparagon/status/867…
"Aw, is the little bird bored? What about a game of cat and mouse, hm?" xitter.gq/bratparagon/status/867…
"Back from the dead, loves. What did I miss?"
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Holds a mistletoe over her head. Waits.
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"Ever in a mood where you wanna just... scratch someone's eyes out?"
Yawns. Slowly waking up from a /very/ long cat-nap. "What did this kitty miss?"
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|| Won't be around for the next week. Sorry. Need to focus on some other things but I should be fine after the 14th.