Patrick O'Brian

POV:

I’ll tell ya when you’re older.

Mrrrrrrooooooooooowwww.

Kitty’s got claws for daaaays.

There’s still another premiere, @ClawedThief! <Winks.>

DIBS ON THE PRIESTIN' GIG AT BATS' WEDDING!

Well, bust my nuggets! <Cups his hands around his mouth as his lips stretch out into a huge blowhorn.> HIIIIYA, HANDSOME! @WaxworkWhacko

If it ain't my favorite female magician! <He circles around @hexstered in all-stretchy glory.> Hiya, Zee!

Wow, am I outta Twittershape! <Stretches out his arms, thrusting his palms outward as they mold into the Twitter logo.> Now, I'm in shape!

Look who's back, fellas!

Frankly, my dear... <Morphs his face to resemble a poutier Clark Gable.> ...I sorta give a damn.

<Makes kissy faces at @RaynerKyle.> Happy Valentine’s, boo!

- Whatcha say to Netflix n’ chill, @ClawedThief? <Wiggles his brows suggestively.>

I’ve got a pretty… /flexible/ schedule. <He remarks, grinning at his fullest as he slides over to @ClawedThief’s side.> -

Well, well, /well/. xitter.gq/clawedthief/status/698…

- his body moulding itself to an exact replica of @ClawedThief's black dress, and then waited.>

- get to go to @ClawedThief's shindig 'with her' just like he wanted! Doing just so, he then laid himself on the bed, -

- than to change into @ClawedThief's dress for the night? It was a win-win situation! She doesn't get to 'see him' and he'll -

- …Of course, he figured that @ClawedThief just didn't want to see him in his full debonair glory. So what better way to do what she says -