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Ted Hastings: we're interested in one thing and one thing only and that's catching
Me: BENT COPPERS
#LineOfDuty
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Please enjoy Punk's exasperation at having to share the screen with the most genre-aware wrestler.
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Losing a penalty shoot out to PSG and Fleetwood in the space of 6 months is quite something
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Imagine getting dumped out of the cup by losing on penalties to a league two team.
How embarrassing.
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Worst part of every gen
Gen 1 - No Gliscor
Gen 2 - No Gliscor
Gen 3 - No Gliscor
Gen 4 - Ice types
Gen 5 - Ice types
Gen 6 - Ice types
Gen 7 - Ice types
Gen 8 - Ice types
Gen 9- Ice types
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Recently rewatched Slow Horses and this time around it struck me that Lamb is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Jackon Lamb was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Morgan Rogers 4’
🚨 Sources say EVERYONE is focused on SHOWING a response on the pitch at Stamford Bridge following United’s worst start to a league season in 40 years. #MUFC [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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Funniest (most depressing) scenario now is they’re trying to buy time to get a replacement so are delaying it till the international break to sack Carrick but then we’ll somehow fluke wins in the next three games so they won’t be able to sack him based on their own bs
Ultimately doesn't matter and maybe (probably) I'm wrong on the rules but the two footed lunge is a booking, minimum, when it endangers a player and that's right but that absolutely is not the case here? No idea why he goes in like that but he just intercepts the ball??
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Conte taking over would be funny. I don’t think it would work, but it would be nice to know that those players were getting screamed at every day.
But apart from that, things seem alright.
A blood-letting of unprecedented scale in the Stretford End in that second-half.
“Sell United and fuck off home.”
“You can stick your new stadium up your arse.”
Bonfire chant for Glazers + Jim Ratcliffe.
Jason Wilcox also a target.
Players booed.
#MUFC
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
































