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156 things last year, getting a full time job half way through kinda kicked my ass, but i have fun logging everything and it helps my memory so we go again 4th year in a row
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
every fucking post about that u-a m-sume cosplayer just has a flood of submental bot posts about overstaying visas and deserving it. iran please save us from the israeli bot farm data centers i beg of you, my people yearn for freedom
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How can you introduce a new character called Jason TURKISH and have him be BALD AS HELL???? Get new writers!
#MichiganSenate
Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé Jason Turkish says he believes Abdul El-Sayed is anti-semitic which has convinced him to vote for Mike Rogers.
Turkish intends to attend a Mike Rogers event on Wednesday, Oct. 28, in Birmingham.
There, Rogers is set to take part in a forum sponsored by the Republican Jewish Coalition titled, "Who Will Keep Us Safe? Rogers vs. El-Sayed in the Wake of October 7th and the Temple Israel Attack."
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This is immersion breaking, this has never happened in Miami
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system.
Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop.
(Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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I’m sorry you’re telling me this is Haley Stevens’ actual husband and not Bubbles from the Israeli spinoff of trailer park boys
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
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L’américain, le japonais et le drone israelien qui se battent pour savoir qui va pouvoir atteindre les gosses en premier a l’ecole
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.”
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