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Everybody needs a hobby, mine is overthinking things

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Joined November 2016
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Just had this app verify I'm human for the first time in a couple years, coincidence? I think YES.
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Thinking you are ever in a 1v1 in Deadlock is like thinking the stripper loves you
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Imagine cheating (circumstances irrelevant)
Replying to @Dier369
pois é! imagina trair a pessoa que te apoiou desde o começo
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i think whats funny about this is he plays league, and league just tells you what item to buy next, so he literally has no concept of a MOBA at all, the build hes using also doesnt help but the buy menu is the best in all of MOBA history like its genuinely so well designed
Ludwig CRASHED OUT while playing Deadlock
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We can now beat Shadow Temple as child, which automatically turns you into adult. We still have 1 roadblock to get past before this can be used in a speedrun, but it'll be huge assuming we can get past it. It also looks very funny.
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Imagine you’re walking at night and someone tries to attack you but you know kung fu so you attack back but he has a gun and you have a nuclear bomb but he can do magic. No that has nothing to do with cybersecurity but kinda badass right?
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Yeah, bro. This is exactly what it's like. Cybersecurity with AI is like, a bunch of super spooky ninjas, they phase in and out of existence, AI is the darkness, we're the light, or whatever. Thankfully, this can be fixed. This can only be solved by a 30% raise annually all across the board, inflation adjustments, and quarterly bonuses. Yeah, man. That's how we can fix it.
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My coworker convinced me to install WoW Forever solely by telling me there are players that actively hunt Asmon's Alliance character in all his guilds and camp his corpse so he can't play. I made an Orc, BTW.
Live your life in such a way that you aren't so outspokenly racist and sexist that you have to leave an entire gaming ruleset because a whole faction of gamers wants to hunt you for sport 24/7/365.
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I’m Abdul_ElSayed and I’m fighting for emeralds out of politics, emeralds in your inventory, and golden apples for all
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I am a Westerner. If you yourself cannot abide by Western values, you should go back.
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Watching all these freaks wake up and realize that this website is so incredibly far off from reality has almost made the abuse and harassment of staying on here worth it
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Texas is uh now more liberal than Alberta
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Leaked audio from Vivek's campaign HQ:
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Replying to @passthekoolaid3
Surprisingly Viveks angle of “you are all lazy pieces of shit and my opponent was raped as a child” did not seem to resonate with the people of Ohio
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This is for the fools who think they know so much about aviation mocking the woman. The Lear jet fell from 35,000 ft to 10K ft in 1 min! This plane fell 7000 ft. It’s real easy to speak idiocy from a keyboard vs actually experiencing it.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video uses real ATC audio from a 2009 Cessna 172 N9815L incident (VFR into IMC, spin recovery with Fort Dodge FSS help; pilot landed safely). Visuals are a Microsoft Flight Simulator recreation, not real cockpit footage. youtube.com/watch?v=dh9bq0… youtube.com/watch?v=rnDmqg…
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proton’s CTO being deep in AI psychosis sounds like yet another harbinger of what’s to come in cybersecurity to me lol RIP
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BREAKING: Binance has just been hacked, in one of the largest crypto exchange hacks in years, with hot wallets withdrawing OVER $2 billion.
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Polymarket was compromised by an unknown Threat Actor. Millions of dollars have been stolen in the past hour. Throwback to when Polymarket mocked Threat Actors for enumerating their infrastructure and building targets.
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ポストのリンクコピーにXの追跡用と思われるトラッカーが付くようになりました。 前は無かったと思うのですが... 恐らく誰がいつコピーしたのかを認識する為と思われます。 気になる人は「?」から後を消しましょう。 ちなみにs=は端末の認識で 19はAndroid、20はiPhone、46はPCのブラウザです。 こちらも消してもポストはそのまま開けるので、気になる人はまとめて消しちゃって大丈夫です。
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Discord is making messages from public servers discoverable on search engines like Google starting this November. Server admins can opt channels out starting today. Users can opt out of sharing their messages in settings -> Data and Privacy.
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