First thing I think of when I hear REM is my dad saying he went to see them live in the late 90s and Michael Stipe announcing off rip they’re not playing a single hit and him being furious about it to this day
Kevin Jennings and Rhett Lashlee if they weren’t committed to doing the dumbest shit for no reason 5 times a game
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A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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I applied to Hinojosa’s ad team but apparently “Loser has to go down a regular flight of stairs” isn’t a good rallying cry
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im shocked the Keep The 6 Trans Kids Out Of High School Sports party is underperforming
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I should get steel drums and play them all the time, a neigbour cant get annoyed by that as they're too light and pleasant
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight




















