Tell my friends anything and it will be used against me when they are drunk

💁

Yep I might be in love

I mean I enjoy the compliment but you are 21 years old and can correctly use "I'll" like what?

My ex clearly doesn't understand the concept of "never talk to me again" 😑

This just ruined my life 😭😭😭😭

Must listen to shot glass

Still finding great texts from last night 😂

I come up with the strangest things when I'm inebriated

Hahahahahah

Oh...

Well at least someone recognizes and appreciates my talents