Class is really getting in my way of tailgating today

What's the protocol on telling an ex happy birthday?

I feel bad for all the other girls at my boyfriends fraternity.. They look traumatized at this point

Plus you are a compulsive liar and you've dated 3 of my friends since we talked... So no.

Like I'm sorry.. But I haven't been waiting around for you?

You probably can't ignore a girl for months and then decide to pop back into her life

The only man I can handle in my life right now is Jose

Someone please talk me out of making the worst decision of my life

I put myself in the worst situations yet I can only blame myself

Some really poor decisions are being made right now and I'm sober

Today I'm playing this fun game called get daysted at my ex's fraternity while boyfriend waits for me to hang out 😂

Actually I lied. It totally freaks me out

I think I was just tricked into making my relationship FBO and I'm not sure how I feel about that

I'm in a relationship rut and we aren't even dating 😳

The chase is always better than the actual catch

I like to be free and you scare me

Cruising down the track towards a relationship and that's terrifying

They will both hook up with someone while you have to share a bed with your best friend and her boyfriend

Alright lesson learned. Don't go with a random date to your ex's formal

The fact that I woke up in bed with my ex after agreeing to go to formal with his pledge brother just doesn't make much sense