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📍MARTIN'S SOFA.

North of Pluto.
Joined October 2022
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Haha mna describe uhunye kama ni wailer
Kama huyu alibag such a baddie usiogope ku slide in those dms, huwezi kosa something unaweza offer that baddie ata kama ni jokes
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
we flirt by liking each other’s tweets.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
a little sex won’t hurt the oomf-ship
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Small account be like:
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Smart nigga's knows that isolation is the price for motion.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
No one wants to be friends anymore
some people view everyone they meet as a potential partner and it's really annoying
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Anyways anytime kuna terror attacks in Lamu and NFD i must remind ya'll about this very capable, highly skilled, patriotic and competent security chiefs lineup 🙏🙏
Defence CS Aden Duale DIG APS Noor Gabbow Brig Abdulkadir Burje- director of military intelligence DCI director Mohammed Amin DG NIS- DPP Noordin Hajji Very nice lineup
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
ladies wait till 2 am to have sex then say the pussy put you to sleep
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Replying to @Chalbiwsk
Not a single Somali is on the streets protesting against the extremists killing fellow Kenyans 😂😂😂 but there are hundreds of jareer protesting against abduction of that crooked lawyer. You might find they're retaliating abduction of that lawyer by Kenyan intelligence
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
I was making 6 figures living in NYC absolutely destitute with zero life savings and had girls my age working in public relations making 53k who were going on monthly vacations and eating at restaurants nightly and it was then I realized we were living in different universes
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Jensen right now
88% OF 232 NVIDIA $NVDA EMPLOYEES SURVEYED WANT JENSEN HUANG TO STAY CEO
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
i have seen dudes send money as an apology. i can safely say i'll never be that sorry in my life she can go to hell...if she that mad🤣🤣
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
"Umejuaje ocha ni Mūkūrwe-ini?"
Last year niliambia my sister mwaka ikiicha nitanunua gari. Shes having a laugh of her life😔😔
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
"anza hata na kazi za security, hata kama salary ni 8K, hapo ndo utatengeneza connections ya kupata kazi za ofisi. Brian maisha ni ngumu"
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
i think girls should shoot their shot more
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
having a female friend gone make you see btches ain't sht frl
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Huko Deloitte mambo imechemka. Employee wameamkia notice ya partners watatu kuchomoka 6am buana haha its bad
KPMG East Africa has poached three senior tax professionals from rival Deloitte: — Fred Omondi: Former EA Tax & Legal Leader, now Partner. — Fredrick Kimotho: Associate Director to Partner. — Kennedy Okoyo: Remains Associate Director. Let the war games begin.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Being older than professional athletes is your first sign that you're getting old
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this a terrible time to meet me in life i do not give a fck anymore
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Dating a bad bih just to discover she got loser tendencies is so humbling
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