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I haven’t seen a speech fall on its arse so badly, since Alan Partridge did a corporate gig for Dante’s Fires
“Vote for Brexit and your wages will go up!”
Brexit happens**
“You can’t have higher wages because businesses will go bust or they’ll put their prices up so you high that you can’t afford anything”
Messi & Ronaldo winning Ballon d’Ors for fun has distorted our view on how hard it actually is to get in the top 10
Never mind being in the top 10 NINE YEARS IN A ROW!
This sort of consistency, especially from such a young age, is something that only very special players can achieve
Reform staff book the hall for a Monday
Nigel Farage signs it off.
The hall is empty
Nigel Farage blames the staff for booking the hall for a Monday because “working people work on a Monday”
So why did you sign it off when you knew it was a Monday?
There can only be 3 reasons.
1. You thought you were big enough for them to take time off work & you aren’t.
2. You’re embarrassed and only just come up with that excuse
3. This is the turnout that Reform can expect from now on seeing they are crashing in the polls and he’s just trying to put a positive spin on it
However you look at it, Reform are done
If someone opens a coffee shop chain, employs 10,000 staff and it’s SO good that lots of other independent coffee shops and chains close down, meaning that 30,000 people lose their jobs.
Has that first entrepreneur “created” 10,000 jobs?
If you purchase 1,000 units of the same item for £5,000
And sell 900 of them for £10 each
And the last 100 for £1 each
Are you making a profit on the last 100?
This is the perfect example of
“Love is blind”
Michael Carrick hasn’t been a good manager for Manchester United.
He doesn’t even have a style of play that he’s trying to get his players to adopt.
Utd fans WANT him to do well and defend him
Because he used to play for Manchester United
That’s it.
No other top club in the world is saying
“I wish we had Michael Carrick”
No decent club is scared of facing Manchester United because they’ve got Michael Carrick in charge.
Be honest, if he was a foreign unknown coach and Utd started the season like this
You’d want him gone.
If he was any other former Middlesbrough coach and Utd started the season like this
You’d want him gone.
Him being Michael Carrick doesn’t make him any better
And deep down, you know it
Let’s PRETEND she’s right.
As Prime Minister of the UK, you need to implement plans that The Bank of England will get behind……
Oh and also your own party members.
Going off and doing whatever you want & then blaming everyone but yourself
When you’ve added hundreds of pounds to peoples monthly mortgage payments
Doesn’t wash sorry
And this was always the case when the UK was in the EU btw
EU Freedom of Movement is NOT an unconditional right under EU law: it is conditional on finding a job or being self-sufficient i.e. not being a burden on taxpayers. Otherwise they have no right to stay.
#BBCLauraK
Imagine how late he would have been if the clocks had gone forward 😳
After missing the coach due to the clocks going back, Milos Kerkez has been dropped off in Brighton by his father.
#LFC