Colleen84 retweeted
Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
Colleen84 retweeted
A Black woman, an Indigenous woman, and a Latina walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Governors?”
Colleen84 retweeted
republicans are all like
pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches
Colleen84 retweeted
Must watch: Meet Chuck Hubbard, who is set to defeat Virginia Foxx in a safe Trump +18 district in North Carolina.
Just a normal guy, he decided to run for office to stand up for his LGBTQ daughter and defend her rights in Trump’s America.
Colleen84 retweeted
Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
Colleen84 retweeted
FINAL (mostly) RESULTS FROM NORTH CAROLINA
Hard to know where to begin. This was a generational election. Absolutely insane. The voter surge pushed the Republican gerrymander of North Carolina into dummymander territory, wreaking absolute havoc on the GOP's numbers.
US SENATE: @RoyCooperNC by a mile.
CONGRESS: Democrats flip 6 (!!) Congressional seats: NC-5, 6, 9, 11, 13, 14. NC delegation becomes 10D-4R.
NC LEGISLATURE: Democrats flip 19 (!!) House seats, plus 1 Independent. 4 in the Senate.
If the 1 Independent caucuses with @NCHouseDems, they will be at 71 seats in the NC House - just 1 shy of a supermajority.
The NC Senate is now 26R-24D. Republicans are just 1 seat away from a full Democratic trifecta of North Carolina's state government.
NC JUDICIAL: @Anita_Earls and all 3 Democratic Court of Appeals candidates crushed their races by wide margins.
LOCAL: Democrats made large gains in local races all over the state. Totals are still being tabulated in some places, but Democrats flipped:
- both the New Hanover County Board of Commissioners and School board
- the Forsyth County Board of Commissioners, and the District Attorney's office - perennial Republican statewide candidate Jim O'Neil has finally been turned out of office
- The Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners, where no Democrat has held any seat in 36 years - will now have a Democratic majority
We will have a fuller accounting later. For now, it's bedtime. God bless the great state of North Carolina.
Colleen84 retweeted
Susan Collins tried to send the concession in a text message but her phone kept autocorrecting "concede" to "concerned"
Colleen84 retweeted
i am lowkey obsessed with how supportive the youtube chat is for the Steve Kornacki cam livestream. Steve will be like "ok guys im stepping off camera to drink some water and blow my nose" and people will be like "go hydrate king" and "omg its tissue time"
Colleen84 retweeted
I love the way billionaires spend literally billions to back politicians who won't tax them, thereby proving how easily they could actually absorb being taxed instead of having to buy politicians.
Colleen84 retweeted
I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law.
But I have had Christian nationalists spend my entire fucking life trying to make their Bible my problem.
























