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4th tweet of the year. Am I doing this right?

First person to wish my Serbian friend a merry Christmas on Facebook. Hristos se rodi to you all. #unorthodoxchristmas

Have wisdom teeth coming through and can't say I'd recommend it. Hurts. And I've had maxillo-facial reconstruction.

Also, @AdmiralUK , I'm no expert but 5% NCB doesn't feel very generous.

Admiral's idea of a "thank you" for buying car insurance is a 10% discount on home insurance. Do they think I'm an insurance enthusiast?

If you pay a direct debit to somebody, you should be able to cancel it any time you want, not just when they say you can.

The lass in Costa put my flat white in a medium cup. What's up with that?

Clever #ios8 always checking to see how far from home you are

It's probably my dad's fault United lost tonight, too. #blameralph

Broke the news of #MUFC 4-0 defeat to @nataliesawyer tonight. Makes a change.

Are you doing a charity event right now in Mytchett? @PGradio

Really want a pair of the Free 5.0 2014's. Just to decide on colour.

Haven't read Gwyneth Paltrow's blog this week. I hope I haven't missed anything.

I don't even like reading my timeline. It's full of boring people tweeting boring things about the gym and what-not.

I woke up like disz

Get annoyed with people who retweet fluff accounts, e.g "@RealBey0nceKn0wles Spooning is good and stuff"

How was the traffic this morning? #dayoff #liein #surreyproblems 🚙🚚🚕🚗🚙🚗🚗🚙🚕🚛🚙🚗🚙🚚

@jamiebarry1992 I'd love to know why they're the wrong ones