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J|C

@Collins1990

I hate Twitter

 Surrey, UK
Joined February 2009
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Thank you @chelseafc
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This time, try not wishing anybody a Happy New Year and seeing if it makes any difference.
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I have never known a more bitter twisted and bitching set of fans than Liverpool. You got well beaten. Deal with it and get over it.
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So far I've received 17 Christmas cards. If I get one this year that will make 18.
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rt if youve been to dozens of websites
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When you take a photo and it looks like the picture on a packet of printer ink cartridges. Pointless.
Image from Jack Dee (@TheRealJackDee)
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Lol #hareandbear
Image from Lily Allen (@lilyallen)
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What a great idea #dinovember is!! medium.com/thoughts-on-creat…
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The Counsellor looks decent
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Happy Friday, the 13th! I really shouldn’t be tweeting while I drive, it’s a baaaA - AAAH! What have I DONE?!? Why? WHY SUCH LUCK?!?
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Michael Le Vell not guilty on all charges. It's bloody ridiculous a mans life & reputation can be so comprehensively trashed in this way
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Michael Le Vell found not guilty of all charges. I hope he sues the newspapers that painted him as a monster on their front pages.
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FUCKIN HIPSTERS
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Everybody at Chelsea FC is saddened to hear of the passing of Michael Essien's dad. Our thoughts are with him.
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Familiar opposition all-round then. Schalke, FC Basel and Steaua Bucharest join us in Group B of the Champions League. #CFC
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Replying to @zadeov
“@GalaxyOfOreos: @jtimberlake i hope you see this and let me know that you see it.” I hope you see me seeing it and saying that I saw it.
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Replying to @Collins1990
@Collins1990 Ha - drive safely, JC! ^RJ
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Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie. – Cookie Monster
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Just got back from Fight Club. It was really fun! Got there late so missed the rules being read out but I'm sure it was nothing important.
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Don't intrude in @rupertmurdoch's private life. He is getting privately divorced in private. It's private. #privacy
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