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🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️

@Consul_Cream

“Stay by my side as I make the Republic a better place for all cookies.“ (Clotted Cream RP/Parody account! NOT Affiliated with Devsis!!)

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She speaks quite highly of you in her letters to me.
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 30
Wh- What gave you that impression!?
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…why?
ԼƠƝƓƛƝ ƊƦƛƓƠƝ ƇƠƠƘƖЄ (@Longan_Dragon_) profile pictureԼƠƝƓƛƝ ƊƦƛƓƠƝ ƇƠƠƘƖЄ@Longan_Dragon_Sep 30
... Well... show me to them.
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Oh? Your girlfriend?
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 30
... Not quite who I'm referring to. Princess Cookie is the one I mean.
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I am showing grace by simply not entertaining you. I know I am perfect at my job, I don’t need your approval.
🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture🍪 The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiSep 30
That is your retort? That you simply don't care? You should carry yourself with a little more grace Consul. The cookies of the republic look up to you do they not?
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Am I meant to care? Because I do not.
🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture🍪 The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiSep 30
Yes, we are made of it, but we are not called by it. That's like calling a cakehound a batterhound.
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You are aware a republic functions quite differently from a kingdom with a queen or king, correct? Though I can agree Queen Hollyberry is a delightful and joyous cookie to be around.
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 30
No really, Her Majesty's optimism is unmatched. It's actually very impressive.
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Riddle me this. What is yiur dough made out of? That’s right. THAT DOUGH. Aren’t you such a smart cookie?
🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture🍪 The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiSep 30
We do not call ourselves the ultimate dough, that's the term used to refer to that chunk of dough that the blue clown stole from us. We are the Ultimate Cookie, for such an esteemed member of the creme republic, we'd assume you knew the difference.
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I would expect no less from one unfamiliar with true politics
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 30
I've seen living proof of the contrary.
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Young knight, I work in politics. If you go around assuming the best in others, you will not make it far.
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 29
My apologies, but you also shouldn't assume malice like that. It's something I struggle with as well.
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Well your words implied otherwise so be more mindful in the future.
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 29
? I never assumed you were stealing credit for anything.
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No. No you were not, so how dare you make such poor assumptions about me?
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 29
Ah, I see. Could just be my memory being hazy- wait a minute i wasn't even there.
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I funded and aided in the work. You clearly know nothing. How pitiful.. and you call yourself the ultimate dough? How laughable.
🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture🍪 The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiSep 29
You made those? Don't you mean you went behind everyones backs and stole Espresso cookie's work? Secondly, there's no such thing as "perfectly safe" anything can become dangerous if used in a certain manner.
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Is that supposed to offend me? 😒
Shadow Milk Cookie (@G0D0FDECEIT) profile pictureShadow Milk Cookie@G0D0FDECEITSep 29
🥛: you deserve it for helping cookiekind at all
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He did with the magic candy. The pearls were mine.
🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture🗡️k̷N̴i̴G̵h̸t̵ ̷C̵o̸o̸K̸I̶E̵🗡️@brvwarriorcookiSep 29
I thought Espresso was the one who made the breakthrough.
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A few residents were upset with some elders and seemed to take it out upon me.
ԼƠƝƓƛƝ ƊƦƛƓƠƝ ƇƠƠƘƖЄ (@Longan_Dragon_) profile pictureԼƠƝƓƛƝ ƊƦƛƓƠƝ ƇƠƠƘƖЄ@Longan_Dragon_Sep 29
Who.
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I made those. That can’t happen. They are perfectly safe,fool.
🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture🍪 The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiSep 29
... Ok we're taking one of those pearl candies from your soliders and detonating it in your face.
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Wow. A gif of a child’s show. How hurtful. 🙄
🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture🍪 The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiSep 29
"If you're going to have the audacity to strike me, at least make it hurt." If you insist Consul!
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