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Sherlock Holmes

@ContactSH

You know who I am. Sherlock Holmes. Father to Rosie, husband to John, and consulting detective to the world. Tweeting helps me think.

 221b, London
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Joined August 2012
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Your English teacher and your Science teacher are already married.
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Spooky.
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Daddies-daughter day.
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John H. Watson@contactJHWOct 27
New blog post just in time for spooky season! 🧛‍♂️ Featuring a bloody family affair in Sussex and some ramblings on family life. Enjoy the read! patreon.com/ContactSH/posts/…
The Sussex Vampire | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

The Sussex Vampire | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

Blog readers! My apologies for this later-than-usual entry, but as you know by now, life has been pretty chaotic lately, with me losing Mond

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I hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning on being my brother for Halloween.
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John H. Watson@contactJHWOct 17
Sorry for the lack of updates, we’ve been quite busy... As you know, encouraged by Sherlock, I did a bit of sleuthing while he was busy talking to Ferguson and his boy, Jack. Since his dad said he spends most time online, I decided to have a quick look at his computer.
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John H. Watson@contactJHWOct 17
So… shall I do my job and update you all? You’ve read the e-mail Sherlock got yesterday, so you know why we’re in Sussex. Scary woman drinks blood from her baby. Husband thinks he might have married a modern vampire. Obviously, we’re here to dispel that nonsense.
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Temporary Paddy replacement.
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If anyone cares where I am.
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CCTV TRANSCRIPT, 16/10/2026: THE SUSSEX VAMPIRE | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

CCTV TRANSCRIPT, 16/10/2026: THE SUSSEX VAMPIRE | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

SHERLOCK approaches a small, isolated cottage, typing on his phone as he walks. He reads a reply, scoffs, then locks the screen and shoves h

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Replying to @contactJHW
@contactJHW I’m leaving now. Still meeting at Covent Garden tube station, yes?
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Well. I’m here and you’re not.
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You haven’t even left.
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James Blunt very much giving me an idea of how John would be during tasks. #TheTraitors
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But far less attractive.
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James Blunt, I mean.
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CCTV TRANSCRIPT, 05/10/2026: THE EXAMINATION OF VICTOR TREVOR | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John...

CCTV TRANSCRIPT, 05/10/2026: THE EXAMINATION OF VICTOR TREVOR | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John...

He starts on the right side, palpating the muscle before moving across to the left. VICTOR is looking upwards. JOHN's fingers move lower and

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CCTV TRANSCRIPT, 2/10/2026: AFTER WORK | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

CCTV TRANSCRIPT, 2/10/2026: AFTER WORK | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

SHERLOCK: Spent a very exciting day, using my above average IQ to do a puzzle...

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It’s lunchtime, @contactJHW.
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Will do xx
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And just like that, I lost him.
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How it feels to walk past my Belstaff every day waiting for the temperature to drop.
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VERY fun. Try it out, spouses.
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Sherlock’s favourite new pastime: When we go for a walk and walk past someone, he’ll loudly go: “So have you told your wife about us yet?” and the looks we get inevitably cheer up the rest of his day.
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Read, children.
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Something to go with your Sunday morning coffee… our adventures across Turkey and Italy. Hope you enjoy the read! patreon.com/ContactSH/posts/…
Mamma Mia, Here I Go Again... | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

Mamma Mia, Here I Go Again... | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson

I don’t know about you, but I am quite glad to welcome back grey skies, cold mornings and warm tea! It’s been a scorcher of a summer for us

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