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You know who I am. Sherlock Holmes. Father to Rosie, husband to John, and consulting detective to the world. Tweeting helps me think.

221b, London
Joined August 2012
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New blog post just in time for spooky season! 🧛‍♂️ Featuring a bloody family affair in Sussex and some ramblings on family life. Enjoy the read! patreon.com/ContactSH/posts/…
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Sorry for the lack of updates, we’ve been quite busy... As you know, encouraged by Sherlock, I did a bit of sleuthing while he was busy talking to Ferguson and his boy, Jack. Since his dad said he spends most time online, I decided to have a quick look at his computer.
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So… shall I do my job and update you all? You’ve read the e-mail Sherlock got yesterday, so you know why we’re in Sussex. Scary woman drinks blood from her baby. Husband thinks he might have married a modern vampire. Obviously, we’re here to dispel that nonsense.
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From the beginning of the year I knew July was going to be the World Cup month…little did I know, however, that we would be solving a case for the national team! Here’s the story of that, plus a few other little anecdotes from the Watson-Holmes household! patreon.com/ContactSH/posts/…
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It’s happening! We’ve been summoned to the United States to help with the case! We’ve been in contact with the other players last night (!!!), as well as with their manager, trying to find out more about our kidnapped footballer.
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Suited and glittered up.
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There’s something about a man at work that just makes me want to turn him on
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I'm a man of my word, so: this month's blog post! A little late, I know, but I hope the cases make up for it. Featuring a clown, Sherlock's insane Mind Palace, a hectic birthday party and some ramblings on love lost and found again, among other things. patreon.com/ContactSH/posts/…
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my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time
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Not dead, just offline.
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Home for the weekend…
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Happy "A Real Thing" Anniversary! That was a Day. 🥹 And we all were like: xitter.gq/mirosimathegeek/status…
I AM SO HAPPY THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP AND WITNESSED THIS
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I know, it's been a little while but... the blog is back! Something about Easter, something about Mother's Day, something about St. Patrick. Don't worry, covers a lot of our spring so far! Hope you enjoy the read. patreon.com/posts/they-say-i…
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To everyone struggling with Mondays… I can’t relate! Just started a wine tasting with @ContactSH!
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Got a little treat for you. A little “Who-said-it” Game. Missed that? Well, let’s see if you still got it! Who’s the mischievous author of this quote? “I just need to assert my dominance over her while still letting her think it’s all her idea…”
35%Sherlock
65%Rosie
20 votes • Final results
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Some few days ago, we solved a case. It involved a kidnapping, gunshots, and... Nazi gold. While we've dealt with the first two things before, the last bit was a novelty. Here's how it went! patreon.com/posts/painted-tr…
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Hope you weren’t too worried about us… But I have good news, everyone is safe and we got Mycroft back!
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Some updates from last night… So we’ve spent many hours now staring at this damn painting. It must be the reason behind the kidnapping, but what do they want with it? And why did Mycroft pay way more than it was worth? Sentimental value? Unlikely. There must be something else.
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Well… Sherlock’s idea did work and we’re now staring at the painting – but there’s not much to say about it. It’s a night landscape as seen through the doors of a shed.
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We’re on our way to Mycroft’s, with Sherlock’s fake fingerprint! Let’s hope this works and we can get an idea of what this is all about.
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