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‎ً@CookedByScott18 Sep 2025

I’m crying bro they got 0 survival instincts

@coldhealing18 Sep 2025

Slightly in awe at this homeless guy who has spent 30 years on the streets of Charleston telling girls he's a retired chiropractor

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‎ً@CookedByScott3h

Anyone else just not eat anything until the afternoon for no reason

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Dame time is back with Ja world. #damianlillard #jamorant #blazers #JJBA – at Yangcheon-gu, Republic of Korea

@LegionHoops17h

DAMIAN LILLARD HITS THE DAME TIME IN LA

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‎ً@CookedByScott5h

What kind of season from hell is this?

@ShamsCharania6h

Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.

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This is what a Jokic anchored defense can do for your PR @NBA

@TheDunkCentral22h

Bill Simmons says Yaxel Lendeborg has saved the Steph era in GS and compares his game to 2010s LeBron “Yaxel looked like mid-2010's LeBron in this game. I don't say that lightly because mid-2010's LeBron was awesome.” (Via @ringer / h/t @CurryForGame )

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

Aden Bona gotta be the only player in the league that will have you asking yourself “how is he not a starter” and “how is he in the league” within the same millisecond.

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

MAXEYYYY

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

Grown men still missing free throws

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

KCP injured

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

Knickerbockers deadass 0-4 lmaooo

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

Bona actually the worst ever dude makes a good play then refuses to hold on to the ball

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

Damn he’s been so unlucky with injuries these past couple years

Shai Performances

@SGAperformancesOct 26

JDub injured our season is over

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 26

Simons can’t be a real human dude just looked at a rebound and let it bounce off his chest

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 25

LeBron starting center in year 24 that game is ignored

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 25

Imagine how funny it would be if the Lions missed the kick

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 25

This kid on the hot mic at the Nuggets game is frying me 😭😭😭

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 24

Nigga fouled out in 23 minutes?? On game 2 of the regular season???

@LegionHoopsOct 24

Bam Adebayo in the Heat’s two losses: 4 PTS - 6 REB - 6 FOULS 15 PTS - 7 REB - 4 AST Rough start for Bam. (@realapp)

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 24

Asynchronous online classes the worst brah I got no will to do anything

🎃 davie 🎃@dihscussingfilmOct 23

Online classes with no strong sense of fearing deadlines

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 23

Mid term in 12 hours

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‎ً@CookedByScottOct 22

Mid term in 12 hours

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🍔@gfctoneOct 21

#throwtheballup

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