Cop Humour Australia

A joint operation involving the Queensland Police Service and the Australian Federal Police has resulted in the largest goon bust in national history. With an estimated street value of $39.

When you realise the job you’re at is a civil matter:

Just like their hooman partners, police doggos are never off duty! 🐶😂

when the person you’re dealing with asks to speak to the sergeant and the sergeant says the same thing you did

“I solemnly swear to forget the straws and the sauce, and never fix the ice cream machine”

Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

When you’re trying to sleep after night shift and someone wakes you up before noon:

Don’t mind me, just kitting up! 🤧🔫😷

If you see this #ThinBlueLine patch running past you — try to keep up! 😂 👉🏻 cophumouraustralia.com 👈🏻

When the probie tells you to take the upcoming exit and you’re going 140 in the right lane