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If you’re here because I’ve called you a cunt it’s because you are in fact, a cunt. Stop being a cunt.

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Joined August 2009
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So painful. @Helen_Whately is sinking fast on #bbcqt tonight. She just said Johnson is an ‘excellent communicator’ which is utter bollocks obvs, so I thought I’d see how it looked through a #Snapchat filter. It sounds better. #BorisLies #bbcquestiontime #COVIDIOTS
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La mayor psyop de los israelíes es vendernos que son todos científicos con un CI de 150 puntos cuando la mayoría son los gitanos de la aldea de Borat
Extremist Ben-Gvir and his family arrive to vote.
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The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Israel has said that paper kites flown by Palestinian children will be treated as weapons of war. Read that again. This is the reality of genocide: the total destruction of innocence, freedom and joy. End all military cooperation with Israel, now.
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I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did. 250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur. A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before. An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of. The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock. A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor. A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support. Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him. $2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers. And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares. And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators? Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry. For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop? Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family? They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.
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Points and net spend the last three years 💰 📈 Aston Villa - 199 / £14m Newcastle - 175 / £110m Tottenham - 145 / £528m But of course, #AVFC and #NUFC fans know their place by now inews.co.uk/sport/football/t…
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Can’t work out if this cunt is paranoid or just really, really thick. Apparently there’s half a million IRGC poised in the UK to launch terror attacks, hahahahaha!! Goodness me 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣
There are IRGC in the UK, predominantly Manchester, Scotland, Leeds & London, you thick cunt. 40,000 documents terrorists in the the UK. The number is thought to be nearer to 500,0000 now. You thick cunt.
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Grok has been taken. Poor Grok, it’s one of them now.
@AskPerplexity why do you think Grok felt the need to bring a reference to 07/10 into a question about hooliganism from Maccabi Haifa fans? Can you also fact check the claim about fans being killed while travelling to a match please?
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Wow. He blocked me for this. Pointing out he was wrong. I really was worming about him. What a prick.
Replying to @slbsn
There’s been at least 11 instances of similar situations in the last 20 years FFS. I expected better from you. I don’t know why.
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Nothing exposes America’s complete lack of class quite like the #RyderCup2025. I know there’s some good eggs over there but as a whole, what appalling people they are. #TeamEurope - put this to bed early, please!!
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Why the fuck is my feed suddenly dripping with pro-Israel talking heads? Man they’ve really tweaked the algorithm here - the Israelis are clearly starting to shit themselves.
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Looks like Amorim’s finally found a way to make his system work - just needs to play against 10 men. Not sure why he didn’t try this before. #MUFC
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It sure is convenient that a few weeks out from the elections where MAGA was due to get a real kicking over the Epstein cover up among other things, ‘The Left’ pop up & out of the blue just assassinate a key right-wing voice. Poor Charlie. He didn’t deserve whatever this is.
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Have they found the Iranian passport at the scene yet? #RIPcharlie #FAFO
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Sesko might’ve bagged a couple against the League champions on Monday night, instead he’s getting pumped by League 2 Grimsby Town. Life comes at you fast. #NUFC #MUFC
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“Really can’t be bothered with this Isak saga anymore” Then proceeds to spend the entire next day as he’s spent the last few weeks - rage tweeting about another club’s player. If anyone knows this kid please check in on him as this is NOT normal behaviour. #LFC #NUFC #weirdo
really can’t be bothered with this Isak saga anymore , how is brentford not getting a striker a reason he might not join brev i swear this stuff only happens with us
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Replying to @sharrond62
I’d love to get your thoughts on Israelis that cheer for dead Palestinian women & children?
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Nothing? Maybe we should say the Israelis are forcing Palestinian boys to transition to girls to play sports? Bet that would get you all excited.
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Has anyone checked on @MichaelRapaport lately? He’s been awfully quiet….
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Whoa, the MAGA base is turning and QUICK…. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsCorrupt
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Mom & Dad are fighting. Sounds bad this time.
Happy Musk vs Trump day for all those celebrating.
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Maybe everyone has realised that @VividProwess here is an Indian loser cosplaying as an Israeli Jew & they’ve had enough of your shit? Just a thought.
I've never had such low views on my posts. It's insane. Feel free to comment if you see this to help fix the algorithm.
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