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Introvert seeks extrovert to act as ventriloquist dummy.

Gaborone,Botswana
Joined May 2013
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True .. You can be surrounded by a room full of people you love & still feel absolutely nothing
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But as soon as this man, gets a little pussy on the side for himself as a reward for taking care of everybody, all hell breaks loose.✋🏾😭
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I am floored 😌 – at Sandton, South Africa
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Masisi o re boleletse shem.... 💔 💔💔
I don't get how a CEO salary jumps to 167% while the country faces financial constraints. Masisi warned we'd see what we've never seen if Boko became president. This lavish lifestyle by him and his admin is so frustrating😤
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Remember when we used to call our moms on their work phones to ask if we can eat cheese or Viennas? Well I just got pulled out of a meeting to be told the noodles are finished.
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Lord Commander Of The Night's Watch retweeted
Men actually take pride in providing for the woman they love. They just don’t want to feel used or unappreciated.
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This alcohol we're drinking now leaves you feeling depressed for like 3 days 😭
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"If society tells a broke man that he deserves no woman, it has no right to tell a rich man how many he can have"- DJ Naves
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How I feel about Ronaldo is the same way I feel about Lewis Hamilton 🤞🏾 I will always believe there’s a chance no matter what. I’ll back them until they retire because I’ve seen the highs 😭
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What an interesting story. He looks like his father.
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Im convinced Sdumo was drinking real alcohol on the set of My Brother's Keeper🤣🤣🤣
I’m worried that Sdumo Mtshali is not acting out of character.
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Lord Commander Of The Night's Watch retweeted
I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.
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Let me bring context to this as marathoner. Marathon runners are very disciplined and dedicated people. Whatever we do on race days takes months of training and sacrifices. And by the way a 10km and 21km aren’t marathons. 21km is called half marathon, 42km is a marathon and anything above is called ultramarathon. We don’t have time to do what influencers do of drinking alcohol and sleeping around
South African marathons just became the new tinder like that 🫰🏽
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Lord Commander Of The Night's Watch retweeted
BENNI MCARTHY is bigger than Arsenal.
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You’re a good person until you can’t send money anymore.
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Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup
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Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.
the type of love we all deserve
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Julius Caesar was so deeply in debt in his 30s that his creditors tried to stop him from leaving Rome. He left anyway, went to Spain, conquered it, and came back rich and powerful. Yes, you can start all over again.
Can a 29-year-old start all over again?
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A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.
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“Until death, all defeat is psychological."
Can a 29-year-old start all over again?
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YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
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