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When you understand this concept, the game switches to easy mode.
there is no spoon.
time makes it real.
Me: let’s get dressed up and go to dinner. Want to go to dinner?
My 22 y/o daughter: I don’t want to get dressed up.
Me: want to go to Dallas?
Her: I love Dallas!
Me: let’s get dressed up and go.
Her: 😒
Me: fuck it. We’re going to the capital grille in southlake!
Her: wtf! What happened to Dallas!? You literally just gave me blue balls!
Me: you don’t want to get dressed up.
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If there’s one thing we have learned from Brazil…
You can vote yourself into communism.
You CANNOT vote your way out of it.
Be warned America.
The opportunities are always pretty obvious. Just look at whatever chicken little is pointing at and start buying while the “sky falls.”
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This is the rich homo’s Subaru. #ChangeMyMind #Gay
Ferrari Reveals the Price of the Luce, and Its First EV Will Cost $80k Less than Initially Expected caranddriver.com/news/a74208…
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Anyone who says “giga-bounce,” is gay. #changemymind #gay
can someone gently explain to me like i panic sold last week why everything is suddenly giga-bouncing?
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