Digital marketing & SEO to the hospitality industry. Marketing coach. Ex-hotelier. Type 1 diabetes. LFC
Bicester, Oxon.
Joined August 2013
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With New Zealand at 13.2 theyโve all slept with each other twice.
Average number of sexual partners:
๐น๐ท Turkey: 14.5
๐ฆ๐บ Australia: 13.3
๐ณ๐ฟ New Zealand: 13.2
๐ฎ๐ธ Iceland: 13
๐ฟ๐ฆ South Africa: 12.5
๐ซ๐ฎ Finland: 12.4
๐ณ๐ด Norway: 12.1
๐ฎ๐น Italy: 11.8
๐ธ๐ช Sweden: 11.8
๐จ๐ญ Switzerland: 11.1
๐ฎ๐ช Ireland: 11.1
๐บ๐ธ USA: 10.7
๐จ๐ฆ Canada: 10.7
๐ฌ๐ท Greece: 10.6
๐ฏ๐ต Japan: 10.2
๐ฌ๐ง UK: 9.8
๐ฆ๐น Austria: 9.7
๐ฉ๐ฐ Denmark: 9.3
๐ง๐ฌ Bulgaria: 9.1
๐จ๐ฟ Czechia: 9
๐ง๐ท Brazil: 9
๐ท๐บ Russia: 9
๐ฒ๐ฝ Mexico: 9
๐ซ๐ท France: 8.1
๐ญ๐ท Croatia: 7.5
๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands: 7
๐ต๐น Portugal: 7
๐ญ๐บ Hungary: 6.6
๐ช๐ธ Spain: 6.1
๐ต๐ฑ Poland: 6
๐ฒ๐พ Malaysia: 5.8
๐ฉ๐ช Germany: 5.8
๐ธ๐ฐ Slovakia: 5.4
๐จ๐ณ China: 3.1
๐ฎ๐ณ India: 3
Craig Webb retweeted
A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? Do you know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! Thatโs what Iโll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I donโt want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesnโt show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesnโt show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks agoโฆ
#614clinton
Craig Webb retweeted
Type 1 diabetes isn't preventable or caused by eating too much sugar. It's an autoimmune condition where the body attacks its insulin-producing cells. Beyond that, nobody asks for any type of diabetes and absolutely nobody "Looks diabetic".
Thanks for coming to my Dad Talk.
Craig Webb retweeted
Unpopular truth:
The POOR remain poor because they SPEND most of their money.
The middle class is middle class because they SAVE most of their money.
The WEALTHY get wealthier because they INVEST most of their money.
No matter how small you start,
Pay yourself first & invest!
#SEO help. What black magic is used to get your business to come up like this recommended business?? Is this in Google Ads or some kind of schema mark-up?
Itโs amazing how much you can achieve when thereโs a tight deadline, like going on holiday.
This will be my first time away since owning my own business.
If only you could bottle the adrenaline that a deadline gives you to use all the time.
If the #Ashes was being played in the south today, it would have gone ahead.
Just saying.
The reason that this never happened is because no mini bar is that cheap.
๐๏ธ Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Manchester United: โOne day I was in the hotel with the team before a game. I got thirsty so I opened the mini-bar and had a fruit juice. We played and then went home.
"Time went by & my pay slip arrives. I realise they've taken a pound off my monthly wage. I call the manager: โExcuse me, why have they taken a pound off my salary.โ He replies: โIt was the fruit juice from the mini-bar.โ โAre you kidding, seriously?โ โNo, I'm not. Here, if you order something you have to pay for it.โ
"Sure, but I didn't go to the hotel on my own accord. I wasn't on holiday. It was my work place. I was there for Man Utd. If I have to play and I'm thirsty, I have to drink. I can't go on the pitch dehydrated.
โCan you believe it? A quid? Something like that would never happen in Italy. These are the details that make a difference and earn the respect of the players.โ ๐ธ๐ช
Craig Webb retweeted
Average cost of insulin:
๐บ๐ธ USA: $35
๐ฒ๐ฝ Mexico: $16
๐ฏ๐ต Japan: $14
๐จ๐ญ Switzerland: $12
๐จ๐ฆ Canada: $12
๐ฉ๐ช Germany: $11
๐ฎ๐น Italy: $10
๐ซ๐ท France: $9
๐ซ๐ฎ Finland: $9
๐ช๐ธ Spain: $9
๐ฆ๐น Austria: $8
๐ณ๐ด Norway: $8
๐ธ๐ช Sweden: $8
๐ฌ๐ง UK: $7
๐ฆ๐บ Australia: $7
๐ธ๐ฐ Slovakia: $7
๐ญ๐บ Hungary: $6
๐ต๐ฑ Poland: $5
๐ง๐ท Brazil: $2.4
๐น๐ท Turkey: $2
๐ฎ๐ณ India: $1.6
Craig Webb retweeted
The boy who Phillip Schofield had an affair with was 10 YEARS OLD when they met
Because the boy said he wanted to work in TV, Phil showed him round the studios + got him a job as his PA and runner
Even if it didnโt turn sexual until he was 16+, that is still textbook grooming
The victims here are the lad he groomed and his family.
So many people covered this up.
ITV not learnt the lessons of the BBC.
Phillip Schofield steps down from ITV immediately and admits to having an affair with a "much younger" male ITV employee whilst he was still married
For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33
Will this beer prevent this hypo getting worse.
Letโs see.
Food ordered too.
#diabeteschat #diabetes
