Joey Paul (@CriticallyReal) profile picture

Just keepin' it critically real.

Joined March 2011
Replying to @elonmusk
Thank you @elonmusk for the incredible inspiration!
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Replying to @KamalaHarris
@KamalaHarris Please show us how we can donate $0 dollars a month to your campaign, so we won’t support your constant lies, that Joe Biden was sharp as a tack!
Replying to @NPR
@NPR I watched philosopher @peterboghossian on “All Things Re-Considered,” and ya’ll have lost all your integrity. #npr officially sucks; its pathetic, lame, utterly biased, complete bullshit. Fix yourselves, or go away. Shame on you.
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Replying to @HumzaYousaf
@HumzaYousaf We’re shocked by the hate crime you committed. It was the way you hatefully emphasized the word “white” in your speech. Whites felt hated. We’re also shocked by the stupidity and false iniquity of your claim since 98% of Scots are white. #HateCrimeAct
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Replying to @NYMag
@NYMag True or false, prolly a lot false, your piece on Huberman is shyte journalism, even shytire writing. Buried lede. Cheap shots. Lacking due diligence. Randomness. Thought salad. Schizophrenic logic. It’s not even clear if you know what the point was. @hubermanlab #Huberman
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Learn from @donlemon about interviewing! Use this format: “When did you stop beating your dog?” “How often do you drive after drinking, even just a little?” “What made you decide to cheat on the exam?’ “How did you justify stealing?” “When did you start being a racist?”
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Replying to @PlanetFitness
@PlanetFitness #BoycottPlanetFitness Ya’ll are insane. You are going to appease a tiny minority of menwho want to take over women’s spaces? Bad business decision. You want to scare women who don’t want to see male genitalia in a woman’s space? What happened to women’s rights?
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Replying to @AOC
@AOC You claim @elonmusk changed the algos to interfere with the election when in truth he made the algos open source. This is proof that you are a fool, an idiot, and a biased FRAUD.
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@DAMikeSchmidt As a proud Oregonian, I loved Portland. But now it’s a cesspool, a disgrace, an embarrassment, a living incarnation of the evil associated with wokeness. Arresting people for accidentally misgendering someone? Decriminalizing, hard drugs? Y’all are insane.
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Replying to @SeanPayton
@SeanPayton Payton’s true colors bleed back to #bountygate; he paid players to injure and incapacitate opponents. Never forget Payton was suspended for ONE YEAR. And NEVER FORGIVE. No mo free agents for Payton. @DangeRussWilson @NFLPlayersInc @Broncos #RussellWilson #SeanPayton
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Replying to @Prez
@Prez 12s love Jamal Adams. Keep your head up. We need you. Big plays, I feel it. They coming.
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
@JustinTrudeau You do and say so many illiberal things, so that makes you an illiberal liberal. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go away. Justin Trudeau is a FAKE LIBERAL. Are you going to track me down now and de-bank me? This is FREE SPEECH B@#^H. #JustinTrudeau #fakeliberal
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I loved it that the safety burned on Shedeur's touchdown throw was Henry Blackburn, whose late-hit cheap shot hurt Travis Hunter.
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Replying to @henryjblackburn
@henryjblackburn Poetic justice for your brutal, dirty, late, cheat hit on Travis Hunter when you got your ass beat on the game decisive TD. At least you ate it on the field like you should have. Eat some dirt. And learn to win on how you play instead of doing cheap shit
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Replying to @CoachJayNorvell
@CoachJayNorvell Yeah, my mama always taught me to play by the rules, not hit someone late and injure them and not to target other players and get myself ejected.#MamaTaughtMe #ColoradoBuffaloes #CoachPrime
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Replying to @dkm14
@dkm14 #dkmetcalf Shame on you bro. You broke our hearts today with your shitty attitude, and you blew our last chance at a comeback. And then you laughed it off on the sidelines. 12’s be pissed at you. Do better.
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Replying to @AppIeFitness
@AppIeFitness I use #applefitness daily. I have two requests: (1) resistance bands! #resistancebands and (2) a LARGER clock on the Apple Fitness app for joggers and exercisers who don’t have perfect eyesight! Thank you!
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Replying to @dazngroup
@dazngroup Thank you for your hard work. Please fix the interlude during time outs on NFL game pass. It’s really long and gets annoying!
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Replying to @DAZN_JPN
@DAZN_JPN thank you for your hard work. please fix the interlude during time outs on NFL game pass. It’s really long and gets annoying!
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