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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳

@CroissantAlt

don't mind the username! this is my account and always has been!

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Joined April 2025
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GET A JOB!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!
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• sourberry 🌿 || TIMEKEEPER #1 FAN (@benloberry) profile picture• sourberry 🌿 || TIMEKEEPER #1 FAN@benloberryMay 7
Leave ???? Her ??? Alone ????????
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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ retweeted
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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt6 Oct 2025
// uhh just a little ship discourse here because it's made me uncomfortable recently... GET THAT BLUEBERRY BITCH AWAY FROM MY GLORIOUS CARMEL SAVIOR ISTG i HATE shadow milk cookie x tk SO MUCH i can't put it into WORDS. THINK I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM HATE SPEECH (1/4)
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i take everything very seriously all the time
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SANTCO@Mnepizd_2Mar 14
The only good thing about ovenbreak cookies getting added to kingdom is that we can finally hear their voices. That’s about it
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he does his work dutifully he will be frozen in a block of ice later suggest more t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ behavior correction methods
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if i hear "shadowkeeper" one more time im killing everyone it was bad enough when it was just a crackship i knew it would be a problem but this is unforgivable ruining her character for that stupid blue twink that she should be able to erase with literally a blink of her lashes+
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A clear sign of the negative impact a Shadow Milk Cookie has on an ecosystem 💔
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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ (@CroissantAlt) profile picture⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAltJan 19
Apologies for the absence! Consider it a temporary exercise to test the independence of the TBD! I will not always be around, you know~♪
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Szkodnik Paskudny@SZK0DN1K11 Oct 2025
I think I figured out my chibi-esque style...
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OOBLES UNDER PRESSURE@spoonfulofbeez12 Oct 2025
THE GORT AND THE TEEPER I LOVE GORT I LOVE GOCK
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OOBLES UNDER PRESSURE (@spoonfulofbeez) profile pictureOOBLES UNDER PRESSURE@spoonfulofbeez15 Nov 2024
please send me things (i do not care baout strawpage so therefore i did not put in any effrt) croissantimekeeper.straw.pag…
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// pilfered
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐀𝐬 ⠀𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐⠀ 𝚊𝚜 ⠀𝚝𝚑𝚎⠀ 𝐌͟𝐈͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐍͟𝐈͟𝐀͟𝐋͟ ⠀𝐓͟𝐑͟𝐄͟𝐄͟⠀𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬, ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ ⠀ 𝐡𝐢𝐬⠀ мιѕѕιση⠀ 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥⠀ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 . ⠀⠀ »#crrp« ⠀
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ꨄ (@lostaffections) profile pictureꨄ@lostaffections19 Sep 2025
i will concede that loving something also means taking it to heart, so to an extent, caring is also a source of pain.
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// i like how when cookies are referring to The Director they use they/them but when they're referring to Timekeeper Cookie (the ones who know her), they use she/her more often like oouh the oh so mysterious Director versus That Girl that's in charge for some reason
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🇮🇹 C Ambleshy ceo@CisACoolKid4 Oct 2025
Body type head canons for cookies from both crk and crob. #cookierun
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Oh wow, we're getting so many new followers! I didn't think that many people would be so interested in a “corporate” account, it's exciting! ☕🍬
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The Director has been located. She was found unconscious, in a car of dubious origin, at the bottom of the ocean. I had to make a deal with a mercookie to have her brought to the surface. ...I do not know why I allowed Croissant Cookie to convince me to help her with this... -🪢
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Um, the Director is missing!! If anyone finds her please tell me or Baguette Cookie! They apparently had a meeting scheduled that they didn't show up to, and no one has seen them in a while... She's starting to worry the Division Heads with her absences! -☕🍬
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