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Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar

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Don't trust them new DEIs over there🎶 Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
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they've renamed it to texas they&them now
Cain 🤯 (@MCKCROSS) profile pictureCain 🤯@MCKCROSSNov 4
Texas A&M versus South Carolina Two LIBERAL schools in LIBERAL states
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Angie Nixon (@AngieNixon) profile picture
Angie Nixon
@AngieNixon6h
CC: @PeterSchorschFL You always have some slick shit to say. Either you’re a racist or you’re pissed @micheleforfl doesn’t want you. Knock it off.
Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) profile picturePeter Schorsch
@PeterSchorschFLNov 5
If only @AngieNixon and @micheleforfl had danced and rapped more they might have won!
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If Peter danced and rapped more, he wouldn't be such a miserable fat fuck
Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) profile picturePeter Schorsch
@PeterSchorschFLNov 5
If only @AngieNixon and @micheleforfl had danced and rapped more they might have won!
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Y'all think if I send an email to my boss's boss's boss asking why we're adding another position below me instead of paying the employees we already have a competitive wage it will bite me in the ass?
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nick wright
@getnickwrightNov 4
The problem with refusing to be honest with your audience (and potentially yourself!) about your politics while creating political content is you end up creating political content that appeals to... absolutely no one.
Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) profile pictureStephen A Smith
@stephenasmithNov 4
Winning back the House could be the very thing that COSTS you the White House in 2028! And TRUST ME, there's a reason I'm saying that! I've got a message for BOTH parties, and some folks aren't going to like it! Watch my full episode on YouTube about the 2026 Midterm Elections. bit.ly/4eIKjte
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As-salamu alaykum, comrades. Infidels will be transported by DEI bus drivers to their government-mandated gender-reassignment camps on January 3. Wallah.
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Damarys (@RoatansFinest) profile picture
Damarys@RoatansFinestNov 4
Yall: Florida didn’t deserve Angie Nixon Me in Florida deserving Angie Nixon: 😞
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Angie Nixon joined the DSA over the summer and wasn't endorsed by them. A DSA candidate flipped her state house seat in Florida. What are y'all talking about?
Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ (@estherzelda0514) profile pictureNot a Good Jewish Girl✡️
@estherzelda0514Nov 4
It's insane that we might get blue Mississippi, but not blue Montana or Florida. Candidate quality matters. The DSA stopped us from running up the score in the Senate. It's been ten years of their ratfucking. When will enough be enough?
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Turned us into Mecca for dumbasses
James Fishback (@jamesfishback) profile pictureJames Fishback
@jamesfishbackNov 4
The only reason Florida didn't fall is because of Ron DeSantis.
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First order of business should be censuring @realannapaulina for tweets unbecoming of a supposedly "honorable" woman
Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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Florida can do dumb all by itself
#1 arin fan! (@arinluvrr) profile picture#1 arin fan!@arinluvrrNov 4
no babe I can't leave Florida, who else will vote blue in 2028?
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They held their word on my TL 👌🏾
homo la flor. (@raichumontana) profile picturehomo la flor.@raichumontanaNov 4
No shade but y'all supposed to be showing your booty holes, that's what y'all had said
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Charli (@ImKnotTheOne) profile picture
Charli
@ImKnotTheOneNov 4
Byron Donalds accepting his new role as Governor of Florida..
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Unfortunately he's right. If Floridians cared about fraud in government Rick Scott would've never won an election
Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) profile picturePeter Schorsch
@PeterSchorschFLNov 4
If I never hear the words "Hope Florida" again it will be too soon. It was not a campaign issue. It sucks it happened, but it did and it's time to move on.
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The state house candidate I canvassed for flipped her seat
imtravis (@im__travis) profile pictureimtravis@im__travisNov 4
FLORIDA JUST ELECTED THE FIRST @DemSocialists MEMBER TO OUR STATE HOUSE!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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Mississippi I'll be damned
matcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog (@matchakitty_) profile picturematcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog@matchakitty_Nov 4
"my vote doesn't count"
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"Florida surprised tf outta me" - somebody way too influenced by recency bias
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Inshallah
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
Texas is now blue. Florida will go blue in the next 4 years.
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Angie Nixon
@AngieNixonNov 4
Thank you, Florida. We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t hurt. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave and every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for something better. That movement isn’t going anywhere, and neither am I. The fight continues. Love, Angie 💗 #AngieForFlorida
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MISS VIRGO
@varruechexoNov 3
Texas turning blue before Florida is soooo embarrassing omg can yall move back home?????
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