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Joined July 2009
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they've renamed it to texas they&them now
Texas A&M versus South Carolina Two LIBERAL schools in LIBERAL states
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CC: @PeterSchorschFL You always have some slick shit to say. Either you’re a racist or you’re pissed @micheleforfl doesn’t want you. Knock it off.
If only @AngieNixon and @micheleforfl had danced and rapped more they might have won!
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The problem with refusing to be honest with your audience (and potentially yourself!) about your politics while creating political content is you end up creating political content that appeals to... absolutely no one.
Winning back the House could be the very thing that COSTS you the White House in 2028! And TRUST ME, there's a reason I'm saying that! I've got a message for BOTH parties, and some folks aren't going to like it! Watch my full episode on YouTube about the 2026 Midterm Elections. bit.ly/4eIKjte
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Yall: Florida didn’t deserve Angie Nixon Me in Florida deserving Angie Nixon: 😞
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Byron Donalds accepting his new role as Governor of Florida..
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Thank you, Florida. We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t hurt. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave and every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for something better. That movement isn’t going anywhere, and neither am I. The fight continues. Love, Angie 💗 #AngieForFlorida
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Texas turning blue before Florida is soooo embarrassing omg can yall move back home?????
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SEAT FLIPPED: Democratic socialist Ashley Herrmann has unseated Republican state Rep. Danny Alvarez in Hillsborough County. wfla.com/news/battleground-f…
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Ask yourself what’s possible if Florida’s statewide candidates aren’t being outspent 50-1. Invest here and we can win here.
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Angie Nixon hands down ran the best campaign this cycle. No nationwide support in a state national Democrats have written off, and she’s made it a nailbiter. If Jolly squeaks over the finish line, he’ll have Nixon to thank for mobilizing so many voters who usually sit out.
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florida will never prosper because its a giant retirement home. reactionary boomers move there in the twilight of their life to fuck somebody over one last time. add all the republicans who moved there during covid so they could cough on their waitress at dennys and yea
Florida is just a unique case
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The way that desantis flooded Florida with some of the worst transplants imaginable during covid ruined this state for the foreseeable future 🥲
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Florida Democrats cannot thank @AngieNixon enough for what she did for our state and country running for US Senate. She created an environment that likely save members of congress and candidates up and down the ballot.
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It’s official— Rob DeSantis shoved an illegal DUMMYmander down our throats and Democrats still won every targeted Congressional seat! Power to the people! 💪🏼🌊
Look so many close heart breaks in Florida but Democrats will hold their 8 existing seats in Florida despite the brutal gerrymander ✅ Moskowitz ✅ Castor ✅ Soto (the SHOCKER) ✅ Danidya (sign of a good wave)
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“My singular vote doesn’t matter” NIGGA DO YOU SEE HOW CLOSE THIS SHIT IS 😭
Florida U.S. House District 13 94% Reported: 🔴 Anna Paulina Luna – 141,905 (49.1%) 🔵 Leela Gray – 141,867 (49.1%) Results per AP
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One big question that is starting to emerge tonight.. did national Democrats miss a massive opportunity to invest in Florida?
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Real N*ggaz Vote Fuck N*ggaz Tell U It Doesn’t Matter!!!!!!
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About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that
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i'm a single issue voter. i'm single and it's an issue
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Dear Florida: Angie Nixon & David Jolly!!!!!!!!
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