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People talking about more police, laws, blah blah. No.
I want to hire those gigantic tiptoeing autistic boys who are obsessed with busses and trains to do security for public transit. You know the ones who beat their mom because she didn’t get the right brand of chicken nuggets? Those ones.
I’d tell them the busses and trains are going to be gone forever if the fare dodgers are allowed to pass through, and then station them at the gates.
Imagine it.
Billy. 16 years old. 300lbs. 6 feet tall. The panic swelling in his eyes as he see these entitled mongrels jumping the gate one by one.
“No fare… no fare… no train… train gone… forever…”
Then, he breaks. The panic turns to fury.
Wailing, he charges. His light-up velcro strap sneakers glow and chime with every jumping step.
His superhuman gigaretard strength takes over and he bludgeons them all into a fine paste with his colossal chubby fists. There is nothing left of them when he is done. Maybe a few stray dreadlocks stuck to the pavement by a thick glue of blood and organ.
Standing in the middle of the platform on a rug of gore, Billy the victorious.
His ill-fitting Paw Patrol t-shirt was white and blue before he started his shift. It’s a dark red now.
“Train safe… train safe…”
Do you understand how many problems this would solve?
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Just let me know which one I should restart
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Jensen Huang in the Matrix, learning how Chinese spies work
Wait till the end 👀
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
"LMAO, well it has. Shut up and pull security," said Gandalf.
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This is Brad
His fat, unattractive, beneficiary of nepotism governor just labeled him a lazy leech even tho statistically he does the majority of the labor, pays the majority of the taxes, and commits the least amount of crime, all because she is too afraid to call out the real perpetrators of all this insanity because she might be called “racist”
Brad’s dad worked his ass off and paid his taxes and stayed out of trouble and has voted for the party of the fat, unattractive, beneficiary of nepotism governor all his life
Brad and his buddies just went and voted their fat, unattractive, beneficiary of nepotism governor and her entire party out of power
This doesn’t help Brad, because that means a party that actually hates Brad and his buddies now has power. But that party is indistinguishable from the party they just voted out. So to Brad it’s like, whatever
Game over
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Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro agree that Americans don't care about the Iran War and it won't have any effect on the midterms. 🤡
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When you take so many SSRIs that it awakens your instinctual Mongolian blood memories of raiding Khazarians on the Pontic-Caspian steppe
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Dear VP Dumbledore,
We are eating plenty of candy. Tell Dobby to pick up the pace.
Love,
Potter and Malfoid
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Promises kept.
Massive kudos to @redbaronpizza for standing behind their guy.
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I think what makes these fake Apple Pay scam/prank situations so emotionally volatile is that they combine several nightmare scenarios for the victim into one attack.
For starters, you're getting robbed in public. This is embarrassing, especially for a man.
Second, you're on camera unexpectedly for a large audience. This should be illegal. It's not, but it should be.
Third, you're being played for a fool because you don't really know how the technology of Apple Pay / contactless payments works, and someone is exploiting you over it.
So we end up with a scenario where some random guy--in this case, a middle-aged man stocking the frozen pizzas--is getting robbed, humiliated, and made to look foolish by what is likely a teenage mulatto who's exploiting a type of "I'm not touching you" loophole in the social contract, where the pizza guy would go to jail for a long time if he punched the scammer because ultimately the prankster (a) hasn't stolen anything, and (b) hasn't laid a finger on the victim.
It creates a real 'naked in front of the whole class' simulation where over 7 billion people will have permanent access to an episode of "This is what the pizza guy would look like if someone were robbing him using a technology he's too old to understand. See, look how mad he is over the IDEA of losing $10! Look how stupid he is! They didn't even take any money!"
This is a worst-case scenario for the victim. Most people are not designed for this. Complete public humiliation, absolute demoralization, no rightful recourse in the eyes of the law, no way to take back what has been stolen from you because no money was actually taken; only your dignity and sense of self-worth.
This is what happens to actual Americans in 2026 who still try to live by following the rules, working hard, and sticking to the script. They get publicly humiliated by 90 IQ mystery meat ethnics exploiting them for content to earn shitcoins with which to gamble on prediction websites.







































