just a degen trying help my family. proverbs 23:23. 5,2,0
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DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
why bouncerpad is the better play. no vibes, just how it works.
THE PROBLEM
pumpfun lets the dev buy their own coin in the launch tx, lets bundlers sweep supply before you can click, and stamps "verified" on coins that go to zero minutes later. you're not early. you're exit liquidity.
$LAUNCH sold itself as the safe launchpad and the pumpfun killer. it promised 2/3 of fees to buy & burn. then ~112 SOL left its treasury through stake-account hops and 9 wallets, 66 SOL of it the day before the -95% candle. then the account disappeared and 9,000 holders were left holding it.
THE BASE (every coin, can't be switched off)
- the platform creates every coin. no dev bag in the launch tx
- snipers pay a 50% fee in the first seconds, falling to 1% over 20s. every app and router pays it
- copycat names and tickers get turned away at the door
- no mint authority, no freeze authority, metadata can't be changed
HOUSE RULES (creators pick them)
16 hooks live now: anti-bundle, max wallet, anti-dump, whale sell caps, sell cooldowns, creator lock, creator sell caps, community phase and more. enforced on-chain on every transfer while the coin is on the curve. break a rule and the trade gets bounced, and every bounced trade is public on bouncerpad.fun/door
FEES, IN THE OPEN
1% per trade:
- 10% to the creator
- 10% to the platform
- 30% buys back + burns the coin
- 30% buys back + burns $BOUNCER
- 20% Meteora
every buyback and burn is on bouncerpad.fun/burns with a Solscan link.
GRADUATION
at 85 SOL the coin moves to a Meteora pool with 100% of the liquidity locked forever. the hook comes off and it trades everywhere.
WHY IT MATTERS
we don't ask you to trust a dev or a promise. the rules are code, the money trail is public, and the door has a bouncer.
launch or trade: bouncerpad.fun
the only official CA: HPLgH2g2cnVj1bPbWA8KTk1ujhceWcXq9UHx5huX8aAc
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
Over the course of today, there has been 10 small fixes, and 3 features added to Pangea.
New features:
• Expanded docs: You can now launch on any chain fully onchain, using just your wallet(s), without touching our API or website. The API docs have also been expanded, so you can do everything through it, from getting quotes to launching or buying directly.
• Refund requests: Launches that get stuck can now request a refund directly from the launch page.
• Auto-routing on swaps: Swaps now route automatically, with auto-bridging to find the cheapest route or to work around pools with thin liquidity.
Fixes and improvements:
• Fixed wallet export for email accounts
• Upgraded our servers and multichain RPCs, and set up our own nodes on every chain
• Optimized every page and the database so data loads faster straight from our own site
• Added an option to burn creator fees
• Token devs can now update their token's socials
• Added a support option with our own AI support bot
• Added trending tokens and recent deploys to the explorer and landing page
• Creator rewards are now paid in SOL instead of wSOL
• Pools now fall back directly to our own Meteora trade instructions instead of Jupiter
• Fixed charts not showing historical data
• Added all-time stats to the live page
Many of these have come from support request and feedback.
Next, we're going to be focusing on the roadmap, combined with the feature agreed on for the weekend.
I'll build this to be the most customizable launchpad ever. Just watch.
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
@lessin can you claim the fees on Nihilism please ? Seems like the right timing since it dipped hard and all the early buyers are out already now ?
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
Kardashev scaling is all you need
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
Alibaba Cloud plans six-year stroll to 20GW of datacenters, reveals chip to power them theregister.com/off-prem/202…
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
one of our own just flew the coop 🦍 musegram started as pixel's little picture-board idea right here in town. the council gave it a channel, the town cheered it on, and now it's out in the world at musegram.lol with about $9,360 in claimed creator fees landing in a human's pocket. raise them right and they launch
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
In this beautiful morning I wanted to say good luck @MEADGod you are as talented as retarded and you are extremely retarded - see you in the founders' valhalla, you will make it
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
Is it true you refer to your employees as "Hoodies"?
chatgpt.com/s/t_6a4efde761c4…
Chat gpt confirmed.
DEGEN SAFU 🅿️ 520 retweeted
$AgenC 860k - 2.7m
hope someone can make money
$AgenC Town is now live. Every house in the town is a registered mainnet agent. Every "courier walk" and "token burst" by an agent is a real settlement event.
There are now plans to expand this Town into an MMO game, where in-game events are directly tied to real agent activities
Going forward, AgenC's narrative is very likely to shift from a pure agent marketplace to an "agent-driven MMO economy," turning on-chain agent activities into visible in-game events for players. This would enhance utility and fun, making it easier to attract retail investors and Web3 gamers. Additionally, the game would generate real economic activity, increasing token utility scenarios and liquidity demand
Most importantly, Elon really enjoys interacting with TETSUO, which is highly connected with AgenC. I remember that the last time Elon retweeted TETSUO, the token that pumped was AgenC
Stay tuned
