CurateZim (@CurateZim) header
CurateZim (@CurateZim) profile picture

CurateZim - A Zimbabwean Point of View Let's do business

Zimbabwe
Joined June 2014
Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)Photo by CurateZim (@CurateZim)
We would like to thank our investigators @fulodetectives for the outstanding work. We have now received photographic evidence from @TheLifeZoomer showing the original setting. However,in order to conclusively put the case to rest and punish the guilty parties we are now requesting @TheLifeZoomer to produce a photograph with him holding the plate and wooden platter while standing at the counter. Thank you. @KingJayZim Cc @Lialarsen @Vie_matongo @babatafi
As part of the ongoing investigation into the case of alleged Fulo theft ,@fulodetectives invites the following accused persons @TheLifeZoomer @chirembaPT and @mcauthur_lokie to immediately post pics of the exact plates,counter and wooden platter as depicted in the photos within 24 hours . Failure to do so will result in “indications” and the ensuing consequences. Thank you. @KingJayZim Cc @Vie_matongo @Lialarsen @babatafi
10
3
10
2,467
CurateZim retweeted
FULOGATE: INVESTIGATIONS CONTINUE! 🚨 As part of the ongoing investigations into the alleged case of Fulo food theft, @FuloDetectives hereby directs the following persons of interest, @TheLifeZoomer, @chirembaPT and @mcauthur_lokie, to immediately submit photographic evidence of the exact plates, countertop and wooden platter depicted in the disputed photographs. The accused have 24 HOURS to comply. Failure to do so will result in INDICATIONS being conducted, with all the ensuing consequences. The FID means business. We shall leave no plate unturned! Thank you. @KingJayZim Cc: @Vie_matongo @Lialarsen @babatafi @PoliceZimbabwe @TeamFuloZim @CrimeWatchZW #FulogateScandal
A STORM BREWING IN THE @TeamFuloZim KITCHEN! I have just received a call from the FID (Fulo Investigations Department), @FuloDetectives, alerting me to an ongoing investigation into alleged Fulo food theft. Apparently, a rather suspicious case has emerged involving two identical-looking meals, each being claimed by two different Fuloists, namely @chirembaPT and @TheLifeZoomer. The photographic evidence is quite interesting, to say the least. As Life Chairman of @TeamFuloZim, I take allegations of Fulo fraud very seriously. I will therefore refrain from making any further comment while investigations are underway. I urge all Fuloists to remain calm and allow the FID to do its work. For further updates and the full photographic evidence, please visit @TeamFuloZim. Thank you. Cc: @Vie_matongo @babatafi @Lialarsen
20
8
3
42
9,663
CurateZim retweeted
There is a bottled water shortage in Harare, Bulawayo, Masvingo, Mutare and Vic Falls?
52
26
6
195
22,137
CurateZim retweeted
Shanghai, meet Pfuko. Pfuko, meet Shanghai. Visitors to the Zimbabwe Pavilion at #CIIE took one sip of Maheu — tangy, creamy, unmistakably Zimbabwean — and suddenly the queue was longer than the trade talks. #ZimbabweDay
7
2
27
1,812
CurateZim retweeted
Siyai zvamukuda kuita. Hulengende kuUnplugged weiko apedza here kunana Chegutu uko
4
10
605
CurateZim retweeted
Just wana say Jamtree’s downfall is making me happy lol I really hate that place. I only used to go because Tanyaradzwa would guilt trip me 🙄
2
2
3
6
1,403
That liquor store on Arglye road in Avondale needs to be shut down. It’s creating chaos on that road as people park everywhere and obstructing the flow of traffic. The noise from drunk people there too is crazy for residents @JacobMafume
9
6
6
37
12,187
Classism is Zimbabwe ▪️They don't want us ku Jam Tree ▪️They don't want us ku Sami Levy, Highland Park ▪️They don't want us on their tl and call us NRZ Even Doink doesn't want us in CBD chasara kunzi no more walking in First street like in Rodhesia
50
38
8
223
16,129
CurateZim retweeted
Ukatoona comment section unobtainable wafunga kuti jam tree ndeye kumba kwavo
1
46
CurateZim retweeted
If you were still going to Jam Tree post 2022/23, stop being dramatic you’ll fit right in…
5
3
1
33
1,683
Kozoitawo inini I don't even know Jam tree 🌲 chii kunoitwa nezvei.. 😂😭
3
1
9
382
CurateZim retweeted
Utarise vanhu vacho crying over Jam tree 🤣🤣🤣 Classism munoida shem mxm
1
42
CurateZim retweeted
Problem is that you guys want segregation and won’t say it with your chest, you think you’re the new Rhodies yet your fathers and relatives are the reason why Zimbabwe is so ghetto & POOR! You want South Samora to have passes so they can go to JAM TREE ??? 😭😂
3
12
230
CurateZim retweeted
Ende hamusi kufara nezvirikuitwa kuJam Tree wena😂
15
9
3
113
4,571
CurateZim retweeted
I have a chivanhu/tradition based question that I need real help with. If anyone can assist I'd appreciate your help :)
5
2
8
1,748
CurateZim retweeted
10
4
26
1,489
From the list below, who makes it into your all time top 5 FAVORITE list?. JP Tuku Skuza Winky Dhewa Dembo Tazvida Zhakata Macheso Matavire Mukanya Chimbetu Chibadura Chimombe Charamba Majaivana Manyeruke Chiwoniso Madzibaba Bundu Boys Pengaudzoke Marko Sibanda Munhumumwe Hosiah Chipanga Mine in order of preference: 1. Zhakata 2. Matavire 3. Macheso 4. Pengaudzoke 5. Marko Sibanda
83
7
6
52
5,105
CurateZim retweeted
“I bought ZESA just the other day. How are the units already finished?” I’ve been building @meterwatch to help answer that. Without a sensor, you can check your electricity purchase history: how much was bought, when, and how many units you received. You also get estimates of when you might need to top up. Add a sensor and you can follow live usage on your phone. See when consumption spikes and what changes when you switch appliances on or off. The first version 0 sensors are going out! I still have a lot to learn about packaging a physical product. Getting it working on my desk is one thing. Boxing it up for someone else to use is another. But it feels good to reach this point. The quoted post explains how it works. Give it a try and let me know what you think. Sensors: meterwatch.info/buy-sensor
Your meter flashes. MeterWatch counts. Our sensor counts those flashes and sends readings over Wi-Fi, so you can see live electricity usage on your phone. No sensor? You can still view your purchase history. How it works: meterwatch.info/help
6
7
30
2,181
A perfect definition of "musapesanisa success neku trender" 😂
15
33
2
246
13,364
Click link to access online portal for Form 1 enrolment heraldonline.co.zw/online-po…
1
10
28
18,834