D.A.R.E Program

If you smoke pot, your parents will get divorced and it will be all your fault. D.A.R.E to say no to drugs.

How much for one weed? Asking for a friend.

Today we celebrate the most powerful drug of all. Nothing feels better. P.S: To be clear, we mean love. Not cocaine.

True or False: going to alcohol parties makes you cool.

Santa knows you tried pot at that party Rachel, and that's why you got socks this year.

If you do drugs, we'll fucking kill you. #JustSayNo

Please don't listen to The Hold Steady. They make drugs sound so freaking cool.

Parents, do you know what your kids are really texting? Lit - an invitation to go "light up" a marijuana cigarette. Dope - an acronym meaning "Drunk On Pot Everyday". G2G - "Got to Grass"

This new clean Eminem is so much better than those first few albums. Am I right, my player haters? Wooooord up!

Wait, shit. That's not what we meant. Don't sell drugs either... fuck. xitter.gq/DARE_Program/status/13…

Drugs dealers dont want a friend, they want your money. Did you know: drug dealer make upwards of 400% profit on every gram of pot sold? Its not a hobby, its a lucrative business.

If you suspect a friend is experimenting with marijuana, tell on him. Tell his fucking mom and get him grounded.

If you think pot is harmless, think again...

Fact: statistics show that 100% of teens who smoke pot, even once, will die at some point in their life. Don't be another statistic. D.A.R.E to say no to drugs.