D.A.R.E Program

If you smoke pot, your parents will get divorced and it will be all your fault. D.A.R.E to say no to drugs.

Wut...

No spoilers, we're not caught up.

We're not mad, just disappointed...

Is this tweet specifically about that weird neck stretch in your profile pic?

100% of people who try pot will die at some point. Check the facts before you tweet.

We're still a thing, but that "Jon and Kate Plus 8" haircut you got definitely is not, girlfriend.

I know you are, but what am I?

Because drinking is cool, dummy. Drake does it.

Learning is learning. Glad you got something from the program.

^this This is why you say no to drugs.

Well said

Way to stick it to the anti drug program for kids, Grown Ass Man.

There are a few possible explanations. Either: 1.) We're REALLY fucking good at our jobs and all the kids have stopped doing drugs OR 2.) Maybe you were just a nerd in high school 🤷‍♂️ Take your pick, nerd.

Wait, are you giving us feedback or applying for a job? Cause you're about one credential away from just posting your resume.

This

Well "fuck it, do drugs kid" didn't exactly kill it in test groups either

3 likes and 1400 followers. Nailed it, Matt.

Tbh that message was geared more towards, like, the cool kids...

"Do drugs and you'll end up banging Megan Fox" isn't exactly the message we were going for.

That's literally all we've been telling people since the 90's