nobodyโฆ
92 year old dementia patient: โYouโre so prettyโฆโ
me charting: โPatient alert and oriented x4โฆโ
D_๐ retweeted
Iโm not into the whole getting online, telling all your business & showing your bad days thing. Idc about being relatable. I just want yโall to know Iโm pretty with exquisite taste.
D_๐ retweeted
I need women to start embracing male hobbies too. Disappear for six hours on a Saturday and come back with absolutely nothing to show for it.
itโs 8am and already harassed by a man at work. โIf I were a younger man, Iโd be waiting for you after workโฆโ โฆ..what?
I had 2 of my exโs put up two different tvs when I first moved into my place and then told the man I was talking to that it was my father. #womeninmaledominatedfields
I think my mom asks me once a month if Iโm talking to my ex and then reminds me heโs a loser ๐ฉ














