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Voted Biggest Back in the Midwest ‘19 | 4’11.5 275 lean | 42 HCP (front tees) | Chud | #EllaFella | TB4A story contributor (3x)

Joined November 2021
Who keeps bookmarking my tweets? #why
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One day I will search @collectingbitches and she will be back
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The Asians must be confused today #ErectionDay
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Does anyone want to play Fortnite with Dale until football starts?
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Sent from an area code in a different state
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I just want to drink Busch and play nascar heat 5 is that really too much to ask for
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Dale “Eater” Bocks, CPA retweeted
It’s called the burner verse
Replying to @HlGHFASHUN
It’s called the burnerverse it’s kinda skyrocketed in popularity recently. Twitter gays seem to like them because it’s an excuse to see guys feet.
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“Do you want to go in on some Peter Millar with me”
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Making grilled cheese and ramen, any takers?
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Is the TJ Maxx website not working for anyone else?
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Taking the stairs instead of the elevator is so performative
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Dale “Eater” Bocks, CPA retweeted
Replying to @DaIesDeadBug
wow
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If I order a medium rare burger and it comes as anything other than medium rare I should be allowed to execute you in front of the kitchen staff
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An employee just watched me throw away a full cup of water #Panera
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How to sleep without beer. Search
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Got caught beezing at work 🫩
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