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Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
Replying to @RobertJenrick
What Robert Jenrick(Reform MP) isn't telling you about Poundland.
For anyone who knew Stevie (@FPLLama) theres a justgiving in his name. I don't know if anyone in the FPL community knew about his passing, but lets show him the same love he gave to everyone he knew.
justgiving.com/page/jacqueli…
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
Replying to @ZiaYusufUK
So UK citizens will get their freedom of movement back. Three cheers for that, you gaslighting fascist fuckwit.
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Old Trafford is singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f***g lot!"
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
Seven days. Zero recorded small boat arrivals. The ‘patriots’ must be ecstatic. Presumably they’re still deciding how enthusiastically to congratulate the government.
Having flown into Newcastle this lunchtime, I've been watching flights approaching in this awful storm. Chuffed to see this #AerLingus flight finally landed, albeit after a diversion to Glasgow after several failed attempts. Someone please buy the flight crew some beers! #EAI79D
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
Replying to @reformparty_uk
Cat check: When Farage was an MEP his attendance and voting record was 748th out of 751. He was paid £90,000 a year for the role.
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
GW8 Newcastle commentary and team prediction for
@Jumpthewave
This prediction has been put together by a group of Newcastle fans and experts - give them a follow.
@Dabooka
@BigmanFpl
@J_92__
Away v CPL Last week: 9/11 Season average: 10.0/11 #FPL #FPLcommunity #GW8
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
Replying to @LeeAndersonMP_
I am a survivor of Aberfan but I lost my brother.
I’m sure you thought your words were kind, but they are rather empty words coming from someone with a history of sowing hate and division rather than compassion.
Better for you to keep your thoughts to yourself.
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
Replying to @EssexPR
Adam, undercover journalism on the hard left already exists. Channel 4 put a reporter inside Momentum and Corbyn’s leadership campaign. Hardcash even spent a year infiltrating British ISIS supporters.
And your claim that the far left is “far, far more dangerous than the far right” isn’t backed by the UK security picture either. MI5 currently identifies Islamist extremism and the extreme right as the principal terrorist threats.
So by all means investigate extremists wherever they are.
But “nobody investigates my preferred villains” is simply false, and “they’re far more dangerous” needs evidence rather than vibes.
Dabooka 🇺🇦 retweeted
GW6 Newcastle commentary and team prediction for @Jumpthewave
This prediction has been put together by a group of Newcastle fans and experts - give them a follow.
@Dabooka
@BigmanFpl
@J_92__
Away v COV
Last week: 9/11 Season average: 10/11
#FPL #FPLcommunity #GW6
Grow up you massive man-baby.
The coach changed his tactical decisions in-game.
You’ve played enough football to understand that.
Get to fuck you entitled diva.
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”.
As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team.
After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good.
At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue.
Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me.
I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice.
That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming.
A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays.
We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp.
That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match.
At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão.
I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example.
The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis.
This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025.
On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained.
I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better.
At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me.
To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem.
This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes.
The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called.
The coach had broken his word to me.




























