Dadalorian 2022

Kudos to @SouthwestAir. Flight was proactively cancelled due to weather and, given recent @SouthwestAir news, I expected the worst. Called customer service and they took great care of my family and I. Got us all on a non-stop flight home on our original date of travel.

Brett Maher and Steve Sax

I seem to fail more then I succeed as a parent. I want nothing more than to be the example my children can look up to.

When the @LucasWinery quarterly delivery arrives to your doorstep in Florida just hours before the first outer bands do! Best timing ever. Going to ride out #HurricaneIan in style. Big thanks to @FedEx for coming through with the delivery! #WineAndSandbags

As a kid, I remember riding my bike to Thrifty’s, getting a triple-scoop for $0.45, then heading next door to Straw Hat and playing 6 games of Galaga and Ms. Pac-man. Best $2 ever! Wife: My God. You’re so old!

I have a wife and four kiddos better than I deserve. I am blessed and truly thankful.

Maturity is telling myself “No, you can’t have a 5th cup of coffee after 4pm”

Me: Stop arguing everything so you don’t get in trouble… 9: I’m not getting in trouble Me: You’re not a Jedi. Stop arguing.

Dads everywhere… “I just want to finish one sentence this week without being int…”

I’m “Let me brew a cup of coffee before we go out with friends for the night” years old. My wife is “While you’re at it, grab me a Red Bull before we go” years old.

Seriously… Momming is a whole other level… but let’s not forget that Dadding can kick yo’ ass too!

Dadding is hard. I screw it up every f’n day… but I am determined to do better every f’n day.

Lost in the dessert… “What happened to the last of our water?” My kid: “I had some sand on my feet so I washed it off.” Also, every time we go to the beach…

Missing the good old days of drive through margaritas and social distancing.

Always a happy day when our order of @LucasWinery arrives; but let’s be honest, after a hot day working in the yard, in the Florida sun, Zin Blossoms is the real hero!

Lake Lanier was, clearly, the inspiration for Lovers Lake in Season 4 of @Stranger_Things

All you people arguing about the right way to hang a roll of toilet paper definitely don’t have kids. I don’t care what way it’s hung… as long as my kiddos don’t leave me with the cardboard roll it’s a victory.

It’s far easier at the car wash without the kiddos!

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but you needed to clean out your fridge a year ago…

Doctor’s office says I can’t drink coffee for 24 hours before my appointment tomorrow. Who the heck do they think they are to make such a ridiculous request?