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Dadalorian 2022

@DadWithABeer

Blessed dad of four amazing humans. Living the #DadLife & loving it!

Joined December 2010
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Son #1: Did you have to study the solar system? Me: You bet Uranus I did.
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The CDC changed their name to the Department of Natural Selection and now encourages everyone to just do whatever they think is best.
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Image from musk sucks trump 🐓 (@fortbirthday)
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i c r e a t u r e@IAmYardDad17 Nov 2021
You say dad bod, I say my eyes are up here
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Celebrate Columbus Day by putting the wrong address in your GPS.
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Scary Mommy@ScaryMommy23 May 2021
When I lose my shit over "something little," it's never just something little. It's an iceberg of worry and stress but all you see is the surface.
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Covid weight is a sign of survival, wear it with pride
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I'd like to thank Common Core Math for making me, a college graduate with a degree in Architectural Engineering, feel like the banjo kid from "Deliverance."
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Have kids if you'd also like a comprehensive list of what's unfair
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U.S. Army
@USArmy11 Jan 2021
You are not alone. We want everyone to know #Soldiers, #Veterans and Families can find confidential support 24/7 through the Military Crisis Line at 1-800-273-8255, option 1 or text 838255. #SuicidePrevention | #ArmyFamily
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Stephen Colbert
@StephenAtHome9 Jan 2021
The president got permanently suspended from Twitter! Your move, Grubhub.
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Laura Marie@lmegordon4 Nov 2020
What do you call the team that only wins by one point? You call them the winner.
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Shout out to my kids, because if I don’t shout they won’t listen.
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It’s Father’s Day Eve so remember to leave out beer and beef jerky for Dad when he comes down the chimney.
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Today is a good day to decide not to be an asshole.
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Eric Slater@ericsslater14 Jun 2020
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RACISM ISN'T A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.
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TIME
@TIME4 Jun 2020
TIME's new cover: Say their names ti.me/2AI37sj
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Ears With Feet@buzymamaofboyz3 Jun 2020
Replying to @SladeWentworth
Emperor Palpatine is less of an asshole than he is.
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Practice social distancing in CVS by maintaining a half-receipt distance from the people around you.
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