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I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR THAT THE PRESIDENT OF EL SALVADOR WILL BLOW UP MY BABY MAMA WHO LIVES ALL ALONE AT 833 59TH ST. BUILDING C, APT 32 ON THE 3RD FLOOR OAKLAND, CA
There’s a little weed gremlin who opens up the basement window to create the morning fog. I keep telling him he can’t be making all that morning fog but he just won’t listen.
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Herodotus: “I met a man in the shape of a hot dog dancing at a party”
Modern scholar: “Herodotus, you RETARD, we all know that people don’t come in the shape of a hot dog. Your work is untrustworthy.”
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This is not real. It’s AI generated as is evidenced by the the original videos on instagram with inconsistent characteristics like height shape and background as well as the out of sync foley SFX: instagram.com/benjamin_stach…
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The Prophet ﷺ said:
خيارُكم في الجاهليةِ ، خيارُكم في الإسلامِ إذا فقُهوا
“The best of you in the time of ignorance (Jāhiliyyah) are the best of you in Islam, if they gain understanding.”
— Sahih al-Bukhari 3383; Sahih Muslim 2378 – at London, England
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IN 1976 A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD IN BELFAST BY A MINOR REPUBLICAN PARAMILITARY THAT CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONLY ONE OTHER ATTACK ... HIS WOUNDS HAVE NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING ... THE BODY HAS BEEN KEPT BY MI5 AND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN THE U.K HE WAS THE DONOR
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My favorite part about instagram is how you can open the app and the first thing you see is a nigga blasting ropes on one of those delivery robots
