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One creature among many. @lilmeaties factory worker

Joined August 2019
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me: (stumbles upon a giant birdhouse in the forest) what the heck? (climbs inside it) what the hell? (begins to roost) nature guy: (quickly dropping his binoculars & paging through his Birds of the Dakotas field guide, until he finds an exact drawing of me) it’s as they wrote..
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(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above
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12 years old and already experienced the pinnacle of life: perfectly round vole..... i almost pity the girl... it's all down hill from here....
Twelve-year-old Maeve Wilson, from Uddingston, took this photo of a vole nibbling a blade of grass in the snow in Glen Coe See more of your photos of Scotland in this week’s gallery ➡️ bbc.in/3OsI2rV Send your pics of Scotland to [email protected]
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EMBARRASSING! Man caught completely naked underneath 12 layers of clothes at Walmart
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(Stumbling upon tiny mound of rabbit bones in the forest) oh no… 🫣 (calling my mom) hey is dad there? he’s not?? um, just hypothetically, how big would his pile of bones be 😭
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@Daggerlad2 I made a drawing for you, I hope you like it
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I don't care who you are, if you're an ant, or a cricket, or a butterfly. Sugar water is delicious
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Everything dies warmie, that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back Put your snowboots on, aim your scope with malice And meet me tonight in Drill City Nightmare Dallas
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blog! it's all about the war-torn ice moon, Europa. my thoughts on it trending, some of my fav posts, and details about the TTRPG zine 📜✍️ tablescrapsrpg.blogspot.com/…
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BULLY: give me one reason not to beat the brakes off you twerp ME: (pulling trident out of my locker) I got three reasons for you right here. HUPP *I fling the trident into his chest*
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tiktok hot girl: honey your greatest insecurity is literally invisible to everyone else. go out and slay me, stitching it, head shaped exactly like a W: (staring silently at the camera) my 1 follower: the sun always sets in the direction of bro’s head
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My dad has taken up writing beautiful poetry
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My interpretation of Don Quixote De La Mancha and Sancho Panza
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if i was a character in a horror video game id be constantly battling psychosis, have no fast walk option, and could only use the candle from my baptism to light my way. and every cutscene would involve a flashback of my dad teaching me how to pray
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Guy: *pulling up to parking spot* Me: *catching my breath* spot’s taken🧎‍♂️ Guy: You just sprinted over and kneeled here. you’re not even in a car Me: 🧎‍♂️ Guy: …ok. *driving up to next spot* My wife: 🧎‍♀️*breathing heavily*
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Nest-building training🌿🌿🌿 寝床をつくる練習中だよ。
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