I was playing with @Grok @bot today, and this is what it came up with to help me gain more followers. You have to admit, the concept is kinda funny.

🎃🐈‍⬛VOTE for your favorite Halloween costume. What should we wear? #Halloween #halloweencostume

BEST PUTT EVER! Jack Nicklaus, the GOAT, gives Johnny Miller a putting lesson.

Be the good person.

Good 🌄 morning everyone.

This is so wrong.

I keep seeing posts saying we need to stockpile food for an unknown emergency. Personally, I think we need to stockpile golf balls. What would you hord, @grok.

Not good at all. It hurts to watch.

Who else is exhausted today? 🛌

This was AWESOME!!!! Who watched it live?

⛳️GOLFER SPENDS $8,000 ON SIMULATOR TO AVOID $45 GREEN FEES Wife requests independent audit after discovering the garage now has a monthly subscription. DENVER, CO — Local golfer Brian Miller announced he has solved the rising cost of golf by spending $8,000 to play it in the room where his wife used to park. “At $45 a round, this thing basically pays for itself,” Miller explained, standing beside a launch monitor he financed for 36 months. “You have to think long term.” His wife, Jennifer, briefly thought long term before asking why their retirement account was now projecting a fade. The installation includes a hitting mat, impact screen, projector, gaming computer, and what Miller described as “a few little extras” that required a second delivery truck. “It was originally a $3,000 project,” Jennifer said. “Apparently that price was for the part where he told me about it.” Miller estimates he will break even after approximately 178 rounds, provided nobody counts electricity, software subscriptions, replacement balls, or the ceiling repair from his first full wedge. He also excluded the space heater. “You can’t put a price on year-round practice,” he said, shortly after putting a price of $349 on year-round heat. Despite owning digital access to dozens of famous courses, Miller has spent most of his time on the virtual driving range trying to determine whether the machine is broken. “I don’t hit it that short in real life,” he said. According to Jennifer, the simulator has already delivered one measurable improvement: Miller can now blame his equipment without leaving home. Asked whether he would cancel his regular Saturday tee time, Miller appeared confused. “Of course not,” he said. “That’s actual golf.” At press time, Miller was researching a $1,200 putting mat to reduce his dependence on free practice greens.

Let's get this day started. What are your plans? Work or golf?

Ouch!!!

This hurts every time I watch it.

This is how I feel.

🚨Michael Kim REFUSES to Work With Daily Divot Our one-person newsroom is devastated. Both departments have stopped functioning. Michael Kim has become the center of a major media controversy after refusing to work with The Daily Divot, a golf publication whose employee benefits include coffee and access to a slightly different chair. The rejection sent shockwaves through the organization, forcing its editor, publisher, reporter and social media manager to call an emergency meeting with himself. “We thought we had a competitive offer,” said the visibly shaken editor. “Zero salary, unlimited exposure and the opportunity to be blamed for headlines he didn’t write.” Negotiations reportedly stalled when the newsroom realized it had confused following someone on X with establishing a formal business relationship. “We had already pictured him joining the team,” the editor explained. “Apparently, that carries very little weight with human resources.” The proposed role would have required Kim to provide putting insights, occasional interviews, and an explanation of why the editor’s seven-iron goes the same distance as his pitching wedge. In return, Kim would receive the prestigious title of Senior Putting Correspondent, a title previously held by an unattended range basket. The Daily Divot initially considered boycotting Kim’s tournament coverage. That plan collapsed when the sports desk remembered it enjoys his posts. “We’re exploring other ways to express our disappointment,” management said. “So far, we’ve refreshed our notifications 43 times.” Despite the setback, the publication remains optimistic. “Michael is welcome to reconsider,” said the editor. “But we cannot guarantee that the unpaid position will remain available forever. There’s a guy at the driving range who says he almost qualified for something.” At press time, The Daily Divot had promoted itself to Chief Recovery Officer and approved a second cup of coffee. @Mike_kim714

Did you miss the putt? Not to my knowledge.